<![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied - Jalopnik Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jalopnik.com.png <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied - Jalopnik Comments]]> http://jalopnik.com Wed, 16 Jan 2008 07:54:14 EST Wed, 16 Jan 2008 07:54:14 EST http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3733765 If you wanna see how the new GMC Savanna looks like the A-team van, check this link out.

[www.ateamshrine.com]

knightjp

]]> 12:335658:c3733765 Wed, 16 Jan 2008 07:54:14 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3426986 Isn't the Chevy Tahoe todays van?

anatak

]]> 12:335658:c3426986 Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:01:39 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3403535 A remake? I think I drank my milk too fast...

philibuster

]]> 12:335658:c3403535 Thu, 20 Dec 2007 02:52:35 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3403329 @PolishDon: Or go even more weird... imagine BA Baraccas driving a Ford Freestyle or a Mazda 5... At least the Sprinter is a heavy duty vehicle even though it isn't fast.

petersterncan

]]> 12:335658:c3403329 Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:44:40 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3402829 Problem is, an A-Team movie has had more false starts than a Chevette on a cold morning. Show me a trailer, show me a plan coming together, and I'll be giddy.

And I really hope they conveniently get locked in a warehouse with the aforementioned lasers, B.A.'s van, and a Corvette ZR-1 (or at least an LS9). Cue awesome hand-assembly montage, and hopefully all will be right with the world.

Maymar

]]> 12:335658:c3402829 Thu, 20 Dec 2007 00:02:00 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3401425 Theyre just gonna go and change things about the show that shouldnt have, and yeah itll be cheezy with piss poor acting, but i guess that was part of the original show.

As long as the new A-Team van is a GMC, I wont object.

If they make it something stupid like a Sprinter, Ill be pissed.

danio3834

]]> 12:335658:c3401425 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:51:47 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3397765 @crazygutgut: Ving Rhames came to my mind as well, but I'm not sure if he's the guy for it. He's the right size, that's for sure, but his characters always seem to (for lack of a better term) plod along. Mr. T's B.A. was Clubber Lang after an anger management course which is why, based on his role in Three Kings, I think Ice Cube would be perfect.

Oh, and since he's still around, Robert Vaughn should reprise the roll of General Stockwell.

ThnderbltDoherty

]]> 12:335658:c3397765 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 16:35:43 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3397087 This is it, time for the HHR to get some face time. And only hotrodmetal made the reference we were all waiting for.

rockogre

]]> 12:335658:c3397087 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 16:05:47 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3396638 @Novaload: it's all about money to them, not great art.

dylanseals

]]> 12:335658:c3396638 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:49:12 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3395552 OMG, what will be the next rotting corpse they exhume to "re-make?" Just offhand there's the Bradys, and the Adaams family and Bewitched and Starsky & Hutch, and the Beverly Hillbillies--stuff that was SO marginal to begin with.
I fear the vehicle will be some species of Hummer.


Novaload

]]> 12:335658:c3395552 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:08:45 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3395375 Remember the episode when they took the dentists Nitrous Oxide to put in that kick-ass van? I do.

I love it when a Van comes together! or comes apart!

hotrodmetal

]]> 12:335658:c3395375 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:01:12 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3394990 @Atelier: If your serious I Hate You.

Buckster

]]> 12:335658:c3394990 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:45:17 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3394980 @00solstice:

I thought my sarcasm was laid on thick enough for the internets even, maybe not.

Let me rephrase. Mister T would do this for peanuts. He has nothing else going on and is a 50 year old man wearing 50lbs of cheap gold jewlery.

rlj676

]]> 12:335658:c3394980 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:44:53 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3394796 @pitchpitch: You mean the B.A. Brabus tuned version...

dylanseals

]]> 12:335658:c3394796 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:37:15 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3394666 Ice Cube gave up all rights to play a hardcore role when he did "Are We There Yet". He officially jumped the shark.

I have a feeling that the van will be ditched for some form of SUV in this iteration, which will suck just as much as the GT500KR.

sardonicbastard

]]> 12:335658:c3394666 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:31:48 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3394096 @Atelier:

I can't smack you in person, but I wish I could.

Seth L

]]> 12:335658:c3394096 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:07:51 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3394063 Bring back "The Greatest American Hero"! I always loved Connie Sellecca in her convertible VW Superbeattle...

AzCajita

]]> 12:335658:c3394063 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:06:12 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3393475 @Maxichamp:

The Brabus tuned version.

pitchpitch

]]> 12:335658:c3393475 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 13:41:00 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3393444 I pitty the fool that doesn't use a black cargo van with a red stripe and a super cool spoiler.

madcactus

]]> 12:335658:c3393444 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 13:39:46 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3393198 @dylanseals: Shhhh, don't give them any ideas!

FreeMan

]]> 12:335658:c3393198 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 13:27:52 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3392930 With the new KITT being a Ford, I wouldn't be surprised if the new van was a Dodge Sprinter.

Maxichamp

]]> 12:335658:c3392930 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 13:18:33 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3392501 @RLJ676
Oh, like his WoW commercial? I'd say that persona is alive and kickin.

@ Sandwich_Pants
Heh. Excellent observation. I bought Airwolf Season 1 DVD, watched three episodes and a week later wondered, why the #@&% did I buy that??



00solstice

]]> 12:335658:c3392501 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:59:13 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3392484 If it's not a GMC Savanna, we're going to have problems (and when I say "we" I mean "the studio").

Tomsk

]]> 12:335658:c3392484 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:58:24 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3392458 @danio3834: That was my first thought. Miami Vice Style (still pissed about that)

Buckster

]]> 12:335658:c3392458 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:57:26 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3392283 (maybe one more)

And put them in a mini-van

mytdawg

]]> 12:335658:c3392283 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:50:29 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3392200 Screw Gary Coleman, cast all the characters as midgets and make it a mini-series...

I'm truly sorry.

mytdawg

]]> 12:335658:c3392200 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:47:27 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3392098 I'm so sick of all these F-ing remakes! Where are we going? Where does it end? Is there going to be a Cosby Show Movie coming out next fall? WTF?

dylanseals

]]> 12:335658:c3392098 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:43:45 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3392070 i think it needs to stay a GMC van.. at least keep one thing from my childhood right..

stevecmh

]]> 12:335658:c3392070 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:42:53 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3391636 Maybe Smart will beat out Ford...

[www.smartsrus.com]

jimmythefly

]]> 12:335658:c3391636 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:24:47 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3391331 I say they go for something modern but but a DAMD loco boy II on it... that will solve this dilemma. Ice Cube as B.A? Mister T is still live only he can be B.A...

Heres What I see.
Harrison ford as Hannibal
Nick Cage as Murdock
Brad Pitt as Face
Ving Rhames as B.A

Jack Nicholson as Col Decker
and Megan Fox as Amy

crazygutgut

]]> 12:335658:c3391331 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:13:44 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3391050 I really hope that they don't make it a campy POS like the Starsky & Hutch movie... it would be awesome if they went the Miami Vice route and made it really dark and gritty.

Atelier

]]> 12:335658:c3391050 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:02:19 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3390922 Let stick to a GM Van...Opel Vivaro

JantheMan

]]> 12:335658:c3390922 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:56:56 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3390812 @danio3834: By ruin it, do you mean make it it more cheesy?

JSmith53

]]> 12:335658:c3390812 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:52:58 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3390752 A Team is All American. I vote for putting them in a Chevy Uplander!

Do you think they will still have the cache of machine guns in the back?

ratbark

]]> 12:335658:c3390752 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:50:23 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3390582 Theyre gonna ruin it hardcore.

danio3834

]]> 12:335658:c3390582 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:42:27 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3390485 @Buckster:

No, he's pretty busy with other projects these days.

Oh, and he's outgrown that silly persona.

rlj676

]]> 12:335658:c3390485 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:37:47 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3390457 How long before AirWolf and other such things come back? WHEN WILL IT END?!?!?! (when the earning power of those raised in the 80's becomes questionable because their debt and interest surpass their earnings and mom and dad can't bail them out anymore, that's when).

sandwich_pants

]]> 12:335658:c3390457 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:36:08 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3390388 I vote 1970 Ford E-series. Knightrider went from GM to Retro Ford, and Ford don't make a retro van, so it has to be the real deal. And, like, it has to be a Ford, right? I mean, that's obvious.

Rust-MyEnemy

]]> 12:335658:c3390388 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:32:18 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3390322 I painted a red stripe on my PowerWheel when I was a youngin.

-chet

]]> 12:335658:c3390322 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:28:54 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3390252 This is the end of civilization as we know it....

marc2068

]]> 12:335658:c3390252 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:24:39 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3390205 At least once a week I find myself making an A-Team reference, and lately other people have started noticing.
I need to get out more.


AlisonAshleigh

]]> 12:335658:c3390205 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:22:07 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3389975 Quick, somebody crank call Gary Coleman and tell him his days of cleaning shithouses are over because John Singleton is looking for someone to play a mini B.A. Baracas and we know he has experience...
[www.sitcomsonline.com]


2 GIЯLS 1 POLAЯ

]]> 12:335658:c3389975 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:10:57 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3389973 Nissan better hurry up with their concept van for this show...

AzCajita

]]> 12:335658:c3389973 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:10:46 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3389957 I Know !!!

Let's go totally weird and use a Dodge Sprinter Van !

Or let's go with something imported?? From Iraq...

Is there any original ideas in California left ??

PolishDon

]]> 12:335658:c3389957 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:09:50 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3389943 It should be the classic, but I'm willing to bet its going to be some kind of H2 derivative.

JSmith53

]]> 12:335658:c3389943 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:09:00 EST <![CDATA[A-Team Remake in The Works, Fools Sure To Be Pitied]]> http://jalopnik.com/335658/a+team-remake-in-the-works-fools-sure-to-be-pitied#c3389875 I wonder if Mr. T will be involved?

He should.

Buckster

]]> 12:335658:c3389875 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:06:07 EST