BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach) - Jalopnik Comments

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

BuddyHinton — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:26:18 EST

You fools. The driver was Bangle. This is part of his new "Fox-surfacing". Look for it in 2010.

BuddyHinton

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

SpeedWagon - Now in Classic view! — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:40:33 EST

Bummer, I thought it was a 'Volkswagen Fox'.

SpeedWagon - Now in Classic view!

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

elitza — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 13:17:23 EST

@tony-e30: *weeping* so.mean.

elitza

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

RocketScientist — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 13:07:59 EST

this tops my "dude there's fur in your license plate" moment. That was only some fur and a bone chip.

RocketScientist

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

Uberdude328i — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 10:16:45 EST

I've never NEVER been one with a weak stomach. I can usually take care of anything gross or disgusting that others can't. But this...this however made me throw up a little in my mouth, just a little...

Uberdude328i

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

abecker1313 — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 00:57:27 EST

replace bmw with neon and fox with deer and i did this exact thing

abecker1313

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

AustinMiniMan — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 22:15:26 EST

@tony-e30: That's just low. *sigh*

AustinMiniMan

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

jdepould — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 22:05:19 EST

I saw a hawk get run over by a dump truck once. It got caught in the slipstream of a big semi, then sucked under the front wheel of the dump truck. Explosion of feathers, scared the crap out of me.

jdepould

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

EquinsuOcha — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 21:09:56 EST

He was just following the hedgehog. (But they prefer Audi's)

And I just realized that joke is completely lost on anyone who didn't own a Sega Genesis. I feel so old.

EquinsuOcha

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

alexio — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 21:00:44 EST

I bet that bmw was driven by a foxy lady

alexio

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

Paul B — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 19:42:18 EST

Now that you have that nice pelt...

[www.youtube.com]

Paul B

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

67galaxie — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 19:28:20 EST

BMW:
Narrator: "We didn't set out to be a get-away car. Or to be a work of art. We didn't set out to make fox-burgers...

67galaxie

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

tony-e30 — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 17:48:27 EST

Copper: "Tod? Tod? Where'd ya go, Tod? Why don't you answer me, Tod?"

tony-e30

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 17:34:57 EST

I hit a small animal in my BMW at about 80mph. It took out half of my front fender and my fog light. I didn't feel like a lot of damage when it happened, but I was very angry when I saw what happened. No animal remains though, it was weird.

Stupid animals and their getting in my way. Don't they know about evolution, it was soooo millions of years ago.

Everyone was doing it

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

Rust-MyEnemy is stll out there! — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 17:13:35 EST

@LTDScott: Actually For Fox Ache would have been better

Rust-MyEnemy is stll out there!

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

dculberson — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 16:59:12 EST

The biggest thing I've hit was a bird. I was driving a GM medium-duty truck (12-ton truck). I saw feathers and a fine mist - that's it.

dculberson

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

Solo_Racer — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 16:50:47 EST

Hey, I'm eating a meatball sub and it looks nothing like that.

Solo_Racer

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

JayP71 — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 16:42:58 EST

@JayP71: Er, I meant remains.

JayP71

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

JayP71 — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 16:42:26 EST

I did this to a deer, while driving a 1998 Freightliner Century. The results were...graphic. I'd never seen a deer splash before. The largest chunks of the deer reamins were about cat sized.

JayP71

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

Devin LaDawri — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 16:40:45 EST

Now, if this happened in England, they'd ban BMWs....

Devin LaDawri

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

AustinMiniMan — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 16:33:07 EST

Try to explain to that fox how buying the diesel was the environmentally conscious choice!

AustinMiniMan

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 16:10:43 EST

@Dr.Danger: Yeah! Ma, git my rotisserie.

Is this some kind of project with Vee Dubb, Audi and BMW?
I mean come on a BMW Fox, what will those zany Germans think of next

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

rlj676-new job, same problems — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 15:56:22 EST

@CaffiendCA:

Those would be the photos I was referencing earlier.

rlj676-new job, same problems

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

NovaloadMissesPolar — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 15:46:29 EST

Nothing like a little arterial spray
To ruin your day.

NovaloadMissesPolar

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

elitza — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 15:39:13 EST

I hit a deer in my old vehicle a couple of years ago, and the shop guys that were doing the repair estimate (after asking me if I had a weak stomach) proceeded to show me hi-res photos of another deer collision--one where the deer had jumped from an overpass and gone through the windshield of a minivan, thus field-dressing itself quite neatly into the passenger seat.

Impressive.

elitza

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 15:29:00 EST

@Rust-MyEnemy: You: Leave, now.

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

Snark21883 — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 15:16:16 EST

Damn, poor little fucker just got inhaled.....dayum.

Snark21883

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

CaffiendCA — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 15:11:23 EST

That has nothing on this Deer vs. Trailblazer series I recently saw...

[www.pbnation.com]

It's extremely NSFL.

CaffiendCA

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

pedalfist — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 15:09:02 EST

Poor Basil never made it to the second "Boom!"

pedalfist

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

Rust-MyEnemy is stll out there! — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:59:10 EST

Driver:

Oh, for fox sake.

Rust-MyEnemy is stll out there!

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

vwminispeedster is actively searching for a $500 Citroen — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:52:40 EST

Theme song for this post... [www.youtube.com]

vwminispeedster is actively searching for a $500 Citroen

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

Uncle Jerry — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:51:57 EST

@Adplusone: That King Ranch area is a dangerous stretch of road. Seen many dead animals on the side of the road. I even had to dodge a javelina once. My grand parents even picked up a baby deer who's mother had been hit and took care of it till it was old enough.

Uncle Jerry

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

maxwaver — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:39:58 EST

Lol Pwned! If I was the driver, I'd be pissed and decide that the fox deserved it.

maxwaver

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

CARBOMB — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:36:36 EST

Actually, penetration like that would make most dragons envious.

CARBOMB

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

langba — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:18:11 EST

You say poor car, but I say FREE FUR!

This heart-warming thought brought to you by PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals)...No! Not the O.T.H.E.R. peta!!!

langba

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

wannabewannabe — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:16:43 EST

And they say speed doesn't kill...

wannabewannabe

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

CARBOMB — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:15:27 EST

What, this fox have dragon envy? In other news, Porsche to resume placing their engines only in the back.

CARBOMB

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

Skydiver — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:02:06 EST

Cool, I found my new desktop wallpaper. Think you're going to kill your day by hanging out in my cube? Let's see what the late Mr. Fox has to say about that!

Skydiver

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

rusty68 — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:57:25 EST

instead of an air dam, they need a fox dam. channel those tasty little buggers right on up into the engine bay.

when you get to your destination...kebabs for everyone!

rusty68

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

splint — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:56:16 EST

For some reason this was my first thought:

[www.youtube.com]

[Is it dead?]

splint

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

gadgetfanatic — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:53:23 EST

Don't be the fox.

gadgetfanatic

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

superbmtsub — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:53:02 EST

Good timing. I just was about to eat some pizza. *pukes*

superbmtsub

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

Paul B — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:42:21 EST

Life lesson kids!

Sometimes you're the fox, and sometimes you're the bumper.

Paul B

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

jakay11 — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:42:06 EST

Wile E. Coyote, eat your heart out!
[images.google.com]

jakay11

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

rlj676-new job, same problems — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:25:09 EST

Has anyone else seen the pics of a trailblazer that hit a jumping deer that's being emailed about?

The roof severs the deer clean in two, with the bottom half busting through the windshield. Needless to say, the interior is now a deep rouge color not offered by the factory. I couldn' imagine what happened to the driver cuz it appears they took it right in the face.

rlj676-new job, same problems

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

tekman63 — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:20:00 EST

Mmmmmmm foxschnitzel

tekman63

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

WarShrike — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:14:34 EST

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "Kidney Punch."

WarShrike

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:12:13 EST

Looks like Polar is half-way to a BBQ!

YEEE-HAW!

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

Heep — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:08:32 EST

I was about to make a crack about how these newfangled BMWs are wimps that throw up warning lights about the simplest things, but then I saw how impressive the fox's attack was.

Heep

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:57:49 EST

Jesus Mary and Joseph

Good thing i wasnt eating lunch yet.

Dr.Danger, I run the Death Star

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

BraappBraapp — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:54:28 EST

It's lunchtime on the east coast you jerks!

Awesome

BraappBraapp

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

STR8SIX — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:50:22 EST

Wow! Fox carnage. I have seen carnage from birds being blasted by a vehicle, but, wow. I wonder if Mr. Google has photos of bimmers striking other, larger mammals.

STR8SIX

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

Adplusone — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:49:55 EST

Had a friend who did much the same...only it was a Coyote versus his Mustang GT (at speed) while crossing the King Ranch in South Texas.

The dam leg bone when clear though the radiator stranding the Mustang almost 50 miles from the nearest assistance.

Adplusone

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

Schm, lord of Torques! — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:49:09 EST

BMW, "The Ultimate Small Animial Eating Machine"

Schm, lord of Torques!

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

mathlabs — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:48:36 EST

MOZILLA!

mathlabs

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

FredTheGreat — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:47:39 EST

This must not have been the most clever fox in the woods, but hey now it's the most clever fox in a BMW engine bay.

FredTheGreat

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

Vintage Racer is out taking pictures — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:42:54 EST

Just google "bird strike photos". Some pretty wild stuff.

Vintage Racer is out taking pictures

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

Vintage Racer is out taking pictures — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:41:46 EST

Surprised that this doesn't happen more often....
It sure does with aircraft-
This is a C-130 that hit a good size bird (if you think the Bimmer driver got a big surprise, check out this guy)
[www.rapp.org]

Vintage Racer is out taking pictures

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

FuzzysFriedChicken — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:40:36 EST

wow, impressive/gross

FuzzysFriedChicken

BMW 320D Touring Turns Fox Into Hamburger (Not Safe For Weak Stomach)

MagnificentBastard — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:40:18 EST

Id pay 20 dollars to here the explanation of this to the insurance company.

MagnificentBastard