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The Knight Rider Stripper Helps Us Banish our Pre-Mustang KITT Memories

Imhotep — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 04:42:34 EST

UGH! The shelby is the real trainwreck... HID.E.OUS! Blasphemy to the original KITT.
@ Molly: Michelle L'Amour Definately rocks! Great sense of humor too!

Imhotep

The Knight Rider Stripper Helps Us Banish our Pre-Mustang KITT Memories

helloxjed — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 12:49:20 EST

Yeah. She actually won Miss Exotic World in... 2005, I believe? If that burlesque revival is your thang, she does quote a fine job.

helloxjed

The Knight Rider Stripper Helps Us Banish our Pre-Mustang KITT Memories

brandonvalentine — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 15:18:07 EST

Am I the only one who realizes she's not a "stripper" but a "burlesque dancer" which means she will not sleep with you for a bump of coke but instead will require that you drive a bone stock six cylinder '57 Chevy and wear your hair in a Brill-creme-a-little-dab-'ll-do-ya... bouffant. If she puts out, it will probably be because you're a closeted gay man comfortable playing Rockabilly dress up each and every day of your life.

Jus' sayin'.

brandonvalentine

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petersterncan — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 15:09:42 EST

That girl stripping was yummy... Talent? Oh I'd say she has TALENT. Awesome joke on David Hasselhof.

petersterncan

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KingRoyale — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:20:00 EST

KITT: proof that Pu**y Magnet Yellow isn't the only way to a girl's heart. Pontiac...driving EXCITEMENT!

KingRoyale

The Knight Rider Stripper Helps Us Banish our Pre-Mustang KITT Memories

DetroitWhat — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:09:15 EST

I wonder if the new KITT is going to have that sweet half steering wheel and Turbo boost button?

DetroitWhat

The Knight Rider Stripper Helps Us Banish our Pre-Mustang KITT Memories

rockogre — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:30:45 EST

Ahhhhhhhh! Friday in the Twilight Zone. My break with my weekly hum drum existince snaps cleanly! Watching this, which is surely viewed through some space warp or someting, is all it took.

Bless You

(The stripper???, Ah no:(

rockogre

The Knight Rider Stripper Helps Us Banish our Pre-Mustang KITT Memories

lanispet — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 17:50:07 EST

So i'm the only one in allll of Jalopnik with tongue streaks on my monitor now, huh? Yeah, right. =P

lanispet

The Knight Rider Stripper Helps Us Banish our Pre-Mustang KITT Memories

TexanIdiot25 could use some of that bail out money — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 17:43:12 EST

God, this video... Excuse me while I play with the pop-up head lights on my '90 Firebird. I need to recover from the dancer.

In typical fashion, I have to lift the passenger head light though.. needs a new motor.

TexanIdiot25 could use some of that bail out money

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RoninianHoon — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 17:10:28 EST

@yellofury: Stop! just stop right there, no more please...

RoninianHoon

The Knight Rider Stripper Helps Us Banish our Pre-Mustang KITT Memories

yellofury * * * * * — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:08:51 EST

hey she should get together with the primate Aztek girl
I give it 4 wongs outta 5 (4/5W!)

yellofury * * * * *

The Knight Rider Stripper Helps Us Banish our Pre-Mustang KITT Memories

Hoser Dave — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:07:54 EST

Just more proof that KITT doubles as panty remover.

Hoser Dave

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lastbrunneng — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 15:52:17 EST

I usually tell girls to get off the cars I'm looking at, but I'm willing to make and exception here.
Did you catch the guys compete over who got the bra?

lastbrunneng

The Knight Rider Stripper Helps Us Banish our Pre-Mustang KITT Memories

JayP71 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 15:51:19 EST

Can't watch this at work but looks entertaining from the picture.

JayP71

The Knight Rider Stripper Helps Us Banish our Pre-Mustang KITT Memories

icerabbit — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 15:35:23 EST

Ah, the Knight Rider memories ;) Too bad some people can't smile about the act or keep an open mind.

And, who is this Brandi/Brandy?

icerabbit

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jeremyc — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 14:35:44 EST

This was on prime-time TV? Brandy's corpse was not amused.

jeremyc

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Stumies — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 14:24:23 EST

@rusty68: I too am baffled by Paul Y.

Stumies

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rusty68 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 13:50:42 EST

@Paul Y:

dude- they're girls...*without clothes*

what's not to like?

rusty68

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mytdawg — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 13:35:59 EST

I'll have to give her a 6. Not bad but not the best I've seen. You have to admit that a stage without a pole is probably confusing to a girl like that.

mytdawg

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stu-rock — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 13:00:03 EST

Are you guys insane? I saw that when it was first run, and I still think it's awesome. You have to admit that she has a fantastic sense of humor.

@Molly Crabapple: Brandy Norwood was so uptight on that show—the bra in her face was perfect.

stu-rock

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gadgetfanatic — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:58:42 EST

No offense, but uppon seeing that picture I imediately got the "deer in headlights" feeling.

gadgetfanatic

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Molly Crabapple — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:48:56 EST

Are you kidding? Michelle L'Amour rocks. At Exotic World I saw her dancing with fans bigger than her body. And throwing her bra in Brandi's face? Priceless

Molly Crabapple

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iamhoff — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:44:01 EST

Jebus, guys. I forgot about that! Now I have to find a way to burn that image out of my head!

iamhoff

The Knight Rider Stripper Helps Us Banish our Pre-Mustang KITT Memories

gadgetfanatic — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:30:18 EST

I think the car is cool, the girl, not so much.

gadgetfanatic

The Knight Rider Stripper Helps Us Banish our Pre-Mustang KITT Memories

Vipper Of Vipp — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:27:29 EST

Finally there's something on TV about Knight Rider that's even more ridiculous than the show itself.

BTW Kitt had driving lights? What for? Couldn't he drive in the dark?

Vipper Of Vipp

The Knight Rider Stripper Helps Us Banish our Pre-Mustang KITT Memories

racebeer — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:10:24 EST

All I can say is .... DAMN!!!!!!!!!

I'm glad this is a work-at-home day today.

racebeer

The Knight Rider Stripper Helps Us Banish our Pre-Mustang KITT Memories

PatFromGundo — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:57:34 EST

There's never a gong around when you need one.

PatFromGundo

The Knight Rider Stripper Helps Us Banish our Pre-Mustang KITT Memories

dolo54 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:43:20 EST

She has plenty of "talent"... what are you talking about?

dolo54

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Vintage Racer is out taking pictures — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:40:39 EST

I caught this yesterday. The funniest parts are the voiceovers. That and der Hoff's face.... and how pissed Brandi was...

Is this a great country or what??

Vintage Racer is out taking pictures

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Rust-MyEnemy is stll out there! — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:29:57 EST

I suddenly really like the '82 Firebird again.

Rust-MyEnemy is stll out there!

The Knight Rider Stripper Helps Us Banish our Pre-Mustang KITT Memories

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:12:24 EST

Yup, she looks like a 3rd gen F-body kinda girl.

LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot

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cyclopticgaze — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:01:07 EST

I didn't know there were muscles capable of causing that kind of jiggle during a full split. I clearly frequent the wrong establishments.

cyclopticgaze

The Knight Rider Stripper Helps Us Banish our Pre-Mustang KITT Memories

johnnyichiban — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:58:39 EST

Whatever, Wert. You wouldn't kick her out of bed.

johnnyichiban

The Knight Rider Stripper Helps Us Banish our Pre-Mustang KITT Memories

Paul Y. can't think of a better, shorter handle — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:54:06 EST

Thanks, Wert. I didn't really need any additional evidence that strippers are the worst people in the world.

Paul Y. can't think of a better, shorter handle

The Knight Rider Stripper Helps Us Banish our Pre-Mustang KITT Memories

UDMan — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:53:49 EST

Actually, I kind of liked it.

UDMan

The Knight Rider Stripper Helps Us Banish our Pre-Mustang KITT Memories

FThorn — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:43:16 EST

It was funny to watch the horror on the ladies' faces. Not the best act, but as a joke on Hass, it was funny.

FThorn

The Knight Rider Stripper Helps Us Banish our Pre-Mustang KITT Memories

Seth L — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:43:08 EST

Brandi is not pleased.

Seth L

The Knight Rider Stripper Helps Us Banish our Pre-Mustang KITT Memories

T-Comm — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:42:15 EST

No sir, I don't like it.

T-Comm

The Knight Rider Stripper Helps Us Banish our Pre-Mustang KITT Memories

Al Navarro — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:39:17 EST

Yes, but what did you drive to your reunion!?!?!

Al Navarro

The Knight Rider Stripper Helps Us Banish our Pre-Mustang KITT Memories

M0L0TOV — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:38:40 EST

Oh jah, das Hoff ist guht! This is probably another reason for the Hoffmeister to drink more.

M0L0TOV

The Knight Rider Stripper Helps Us Banish our Pre-Mustang KITT Memories

staaave — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:36:43 EST

(Jaw Drops) Inter-office e-mail this to the fleshbot people.

staaave