<![CDATA[Helio Castroneves Shimmies FTW On Dancing With The Stars, Shows Off New-Look IRL Uniform? - Jalopnik Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jalopnik.com.png <![CDATA[Helio Castroneves Shimmies FTW On Dancing With The Stars, Shows Off New-Look IRL Uniform? - Jalopnik Comments]]> http://jalopnik.com Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:07:36 EST Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:07:36 EST http://jalopnik.com/cars/celebrities/helio-castroneves-shimmies-ftw-on-dancing-with-the-stars-shows-off-new+look-irl-uniform-327278.php <![CDATA[Helio Castroneves Shimmies FTW On Dancing With The Stars, Shows Off New-Look IRL Uniform?]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/celebrities/helio-castroneves-shimmies-ftw-on-dancing-with-the-stars-shows-off-new+look-irl-uniform-327278.php#c3128110 I'AM MINDY!

HEY!!!!!!!!

Sonic84

]]> 12:327278:c3128110 Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:07:36 EST <![CDATA[Helio Castroneves Shimmies FTW On Dancing With The Stars, Shows Off New-Look IRL Uniform?]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/celebrities/helio-castroneves-shimmies-ftw-on-dancing-with-the-stars-shows-off-new+look-irl-uniform-327278.php#c3126577 And now it seems besides sharing the trophy the two of them are sharing something more....how you say...intimate.

My wife (who watches DWTS) says the two are now an "item" as both have dumped the persons previously known as their "signifcant others"...

Didn't Helio play the Frenchie guy in "Ricky Bobby"?

Adplusone

]]> 12:327278:c3126577 Thu, 29 Nov 2007 09:26:03 EST <![CDATA[Helio Castroneves Shimmies FTW On Dancing With The Stars, Shows Off New-Look IRL Uniform?]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/celebrities/helio-castroneves-shimmies-ftw-on-dancing-with-the-stars-shows-off-new+look-irl-uniform-327278.php#c3122281 the time is way overdue for Champ Car and IRL to merge so that Paul Tracy can put Helio in a wall..........now that's dancing with a real star...

allenparkpete

]]> 12:327278:c3122281 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:51:32 EST <![CDATA[Helio Castroneves Shimmies FTW On Dancing With The Stars, Shows Off New-Look IRL Uniform?]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/celebrities/helio-castroneves-shimmies-ftw-on-dancing-with-the-stars-shows-off-new+look-irl-uniform-327278.php#c3122277 apparently she wasn't Penske material...

[hosted.ap.org]

allenparkpete

]]> 12:327278:c3122277 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:50:44 EST <![CDATA[Helio Castroneves Shimmies FTW On Dancing With The Stars, Shows Off New-Look IRL Uniform?]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/celebrities/helio-castroneves-shimmies-ftw-on-dancing-with-the-stars-shows-off-new+look-irl-uniform-327278.php#c3120488 As if the IRL didn't have enough trouble keeping a fan base. Andretti-Green Racing's whiny drivers and owner make indycar painful to watch. Franchitti and Hornish just bolted for NASCAR. And now this: Helio flaming and twirling the fans away.

STR8SIX

]]> 12:327278:c3120488 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 17:26:27 EST <![CDATA[Helio Castroneves Shimmies FTW On Dancing With The Stars, Shows Off New-Look IRL Uniform?]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/celebrities/helio-castroneves-shimmies-ftw-on-dancing-with-the-stars-shows-off-new+look-irl-uniform-327278.php#c3117323 He's not Inspector Gadget, he's Pee Wee Herman. Especially the imitation drag racing a la Pee Wee's Bike Race.

Focus: TEQUILA!

FishingCrue

]]> 12:327278:c3117323 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:02:25 EST <![CDATA[Helio Castroneves Shimmies FTW On Dancing With The Stars, Shows Off New-Look IRL Uniform?]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/celebrities/helio-castroneves-shimmies-ftw-on-dancing-with-the-stars-shows-off-new+look-irl-uniform-327278.php#c3114101 @goatrope: It's Helio's hairline.

thechoop

]]> 12:327278:c3114101 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:44:24 EST <![CDATA[Helio Castroneves Shimmies FTW On Dancing With The Stars, Shows Off New-Look IRL Uniform?]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/celebrities/helio-castroneves-shimmies-ftw-on-dancing-with-the-stars-shows-off-new+look-irl-uniform-327278.php#c3113408 @decoitous: Yeah, looking at Julianne makes looking at Helio's decidedly un-macho jumpsuit a lot less painful.

Tomsk

]]> 12:327278:c3113408 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:17:06 EST <![CDATA[Helio Castroneves Shimmies FTW On Dancing With The Stars, Shows Off New-Look IRL Uniform?]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/celebrities/helio-castroneves-shimmies-ftw-on-dancing-with-the-stars-shows-off-new+look-irl-uniform-327278.php#c3112601 I'm confused; which one is the star?

NoneMoreBlack

]]> 12:327278:c3112601 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:35:13 EST <![CDATA[Helio Castroneves Shimmies FTW On Dancing With The Stars, Shows Off New-Look IRL Uniform?]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/celebrities/helio-castroneves-shimmies-ftw-on-dancing-with-the-stars-shows-off-new+look-irl-uniform-327278.php#c3112270 This is evil, man. Just pure evil.

EuropaBambaataa

]]> 12:327278:c3112270 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:18:40 EST <![CDATA[Helio Castroneves Shimmies FTW On Dancing With The Stars, Shows Off New-Look IRL Uniform?]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/celebrities/helio-castroneves-shimmies-ftw-on-dancing-with-the-stars-shows-off-new+look-irl-uniform-327278.php#c3111803 @goatrope: Too funny! I also immediately thought this was an extra strange episode of Get Smart.
But where is Maxwell Smart's car? (be it the Ferrari 250 GT cabriolet, or Sunbeam Tiger Mark I, or Karmann Ghia, or Opel GT.) ...and why, oh why is he cheating on Agent 99?!

Mark Miller

]]> 12:327278:c3111803 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:54:00 EST <![CDATA[Helio Castroneves Shimmies FTW On Dancing With The Stars, Shows Off New-Look IRL Uniform?]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/celebrities/helio-castroneves-shimmies-ftw-on-dancing-with-the-stars-shows-off-new+look-irl-uniform-327278.php#c3111575 So what you're saying is... you all can see someone else up there dancing next to that smokin' hot blonde. Huh... I'll have to look again.

decoitous

]]> 12:327278:c3111575 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:41:11 EST <![CDATA[Helio Castroneves Shimmies FTW On Dancing With The Stars, Shows Off New-Look IRL Uniform?]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/celebrities/helio-castroneves-shimmies-ftw-on-dancing-with-the-stars-shows-off-new+look-irl-uniform-327278.php#c3111025 Ray, where are my hugs and kisses?

mzs

]]> 12:327278:c3111025 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:03:45 EST <![CDATA[Helio Castroneves Shimmies FTW On Dancing With The Stars, Shows Off New-Look IRL Uniform?]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/celebrities/helio-castroneves-shimmies-ftw-on-dancing-with-the-stars-shows-off-new+look-irl-uniform-327278.php#c3110867 so, why is SHE wearing the gold shoes? Isnt he the racing champ?

bitch.

Speedie

]]> 12:327278:c3110867 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:51:36 EST <![CDATA[Helio Castroneves Shimmies FTW On Dancing With The Stars, Shows Off New-Look IRL Uniform?]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/celebrities/helio-castroneves-shimmies-ftw-on-dancing-with-the-stars-shows-off-new+look-irl-uniform-327278.php#c3110508 It's still better than I Am Mindy.

HansStuckJr

]]> 12:327278:c3110508 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:19:58 EST <![CDATA[Helio Castroneves Shimmies FTW On Dancing With The Stars, Shows Off New-Look IRL Uniform?]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/celebrities/helio-castroneves-shimmies-ftw-on-dancing-with-the-stars-shows-off-new+look-irl-uniform-327278.php#c3110280 i just lost 5 years off my life thanks Jalopnik

yellofury * * * * *

]]> 12:327278:c3110280 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:45:34 EST <![CDATA[Helio Castroneves Shimmies FTW On Dancing With The Stars, Shows Off New-Look IRL Uniform?]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/celebrities/helio-castroneves-shimmies-ftw-on-dancing-with-the-stars-shows-off-new+look-irl-uniform-327278.php#c3110248 Why does Helio remind me Don Adams from "Get Smart"?

goatrope

]]> 12:327278:c3110248 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:40:21 EST <![CDATA[Helio Castroneves Shimmies FTW On Dancing With The Stars, Shows Off New-Look IRL Uniform?]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/celebrities/helio-castroneves-shimmies-ftw-on-dancing-with-the-stars-shows-off-new+look-irl-uniform-327278.php#c3110140 I just want to publically thank my wife for not watching DWTS thus allowing me to be only slightly aware of its existence. Thanks honey, and I'm sorry I called Grey's Anatomy a soap opera.

When are they bringing back Racing With The Stars*? I really want to see Jason Priestly wiping out entry level Japanese sports cars on a road course.

* ABC used to show something remotely similar, though this was not the exact title. I haven't seen it in years.

eltonito

]]> 12:327278:c3110140 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:18:11 EST <![CDATA[Helio Castroneves Shimmies FTW On Dancing With The Stars, Shows Off New-Look IRL Uniform?]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/celebrities/helio-castroneves-shimmies-ftw-on-dancing-with-the-stars-shows-off-new+look-irl-uniform-327278.php#c3110044 There is no God.

M0L0TOV

]]> 12:327278:c3110044 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 07:51:21 EST <![CDATA[Helio Castroneves Shimmies FTW On Dancing With The Stars, Shows Off New-Look IRL Uniform?]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/celebrities/helio-castroneves-shimmies-ftw-on-dancing-with-the-stars-shows-off-new+look-irl-uniform-327278.php#c3110018 I guess he really is Penske material.

allenparkpete

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