Dragons Having Sex with Cars - Jalopnik Comments

Dragons Having Sex with Cars

Agata — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 05:49:07 EDT

Can't believe my eyes! It's a real fantasy threesome! One more dragon- and it will be a gang bang.
"tree green dragons fucking near the wall,
if one green dragon exhausted will fall, there be two green dragons fucking near the wall"

signature: "I read so many bad things about sex toys that I had to give up reading."

Agata

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butchie — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 21:38:46 EDT

Not sure if this is a good thing or not, but now there is a song on this topic.

[www.sugarfix.net]

butchie

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damnelantra™ — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 18:35:03 EST

@Skidracer: thats horrible.

also the original link is non-working

damnelantra™

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Skidracer — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 12:09:31 EST

This reminds me of something I really didn`t want to remember. String-Emil. Probably the most tasteless german to ever have his picture taken next to a car. Not exactly your average tuner model....
Not for kids, faint hearted, etc: [www.string-emil.de]

Skidracer

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zch — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 00:18:56 EST

so where is the owner of the Challenger I think if he saw the dragons doing it with the car he will be so pist

zch

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POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 09:08:03 EDT

If I were a dragon, I'd have love for the new Challenger, YEAH BABY!

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

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Bad Juju — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:40:50 EDT

Oh -not- a 928, too!

As if that wasn't bad enough, they managed to draw the exhaust pipe on the wrong side of the car. Jerks.

Bad Juju

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SOhp101 — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:38:17 EDT

The rational side in me says that they're probably not having sex with the car but like a pr0n scene where some dragon is doing everyday tasks and another dragon comes in all horny and that's where the fun starts..

Meanwhile the rest of me says WTF?!

edit: I clicked on the link. Nevermind, they really are having sex with cars.

SOhp101

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JayP71 — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 08:09:31 EDT

I think one of the comments on that page said it best: "The scary thing is that there's more than one picture".

JayP71

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X-Zambian — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 00:15:19 EDT

Scroll down the page and check out the dragon tattoos.
Ouch.
Dedicated. Loony.
Ouch again.

X-Zambian

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volksdragon — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 22:09:17 EDT

haha, furries... they make the internet so much more interesting.

volksdragon

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Maymar is convinced M.C. Escher engineered his car — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:05:39 EDT

@dylanseals: But the Mr. T drawing (along with a few others), was kinda cool, in a very, very twisted way. This is just disturbing. I mean, this has to be in the top five darkest, weirdest corners of the interwebs.

Maymar is convinced M.C. Escher engineered his car

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RoninianHoon — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:04:40 EDT

@68stang: just click "'do not click here'" to see.... somebody been flipped by a dragon... I can't stop laughing

RoninianHoon

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68stang — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 20:42:23 EDT

Dear God, what traumatizing event happened to these people as children?

68stang

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LandofMinos, Don't you fucking look at me! — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 20:41:16 EDT

Ok, I made the jump to 'do not click here'. It looks like more than one artist has the same sick fantasy. And they know what a dragon's member looks like.
What's more the Cuda is MY FAVORITE MUSCLE CAR EVER! anybody want to join in on some dragon slaying? Godamn car rapists!!!

LandofMinos, Don't you fucking look at me!

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LandofMinos, Don't you fucking look at me! — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 20:30:18 EDT

Gives new meaning to 'F' body.

LandofMinos, Don't you fucking look at me!

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Tomsk the red-nosed reindeer — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 19:43:48 EDT

It's official: I have now seen everything.

Tomsk the red-nosed reindeer

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dylanseals — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 18:11:06 EDT

Kida reminds me of the drawings in Superbad.

dylanseals

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RoninianHoon — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 17:44:00 EDT

WHOA thats nasty...

RoninianHoon

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bzr — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 17:12:31 EDT

@Mike Spinelli: Seriously, if they're going to draw dragons humping cars then they should be far more accurate. The dragon-car-sex fetishists have exceedingly high standards.

bzr

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Mike Spinelli — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 16:51:20 EDT

Anyone else notice the 'Cuda has a Roadrunner front end? What dragons?

Mike Spinelli

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OctaneBoaster — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 16:00:24 EDT

@hermitizer: Oooh..I'm sorry! The correct answer was "National Lampoon"!
FTW...Oh, and the Cuda is a "boy" car so them lizards is GHEY!

Pouf the magic dragons.....

OctaneBoaster

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hermitizer — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 15:55:05 EDT

@lemondriver: that's not sick. that's erotic.

nsfw? what workplace wouldn't approve of this? I've never seen anything more american.

hermitizer

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iantm — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 15:53:49 EDT

One part weirdo (though often more than one helps), one part computer, one part connection to the whole world = lots of weird stuff that we all wish we could unsee and unhear. Tis the nature of the internet.

That being said, this is something so american that I am sure that our founding fathers would very much approve of. After all - what's more american than dragons doing it with cars ...

iantm

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OctaneBoaster — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 15:49:18 EDT

That's not funny. That's sick.

(anyone?)

OctaneBoaster

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snarktastic — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 15:18:05 EDT

I think I got pwned by the filter...

All I can say is

WHAT. THE. FARK.

Not only do some people have too much free time, they've got some SERIOUSLY twisted fetishes.

snarktastic

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snarktastic — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 15:12:50 EDT

What. The. FUCK?

More proof that the human race is weirder than you can possibly imagine.

snarktastic

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dearyou — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 14:55:41 EDT

@JONNYLIEBERMAN: fantastic.

dearyou

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Jonny Lieberman — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 14:45:52 EDT

@B: You probably want to rewrite that last sentence.

Jonny Lieberman

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iamjames — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 14:27:45 EDT

@B:

yeah... Jalopnik you really didn't need to show the whole image. Maybe crop it right under the green dragons arms, right above the bumper, so viewers still have a good idea of what's going on below the waist.

blurrying out their... um, "dragonhood", and posting it still makes it NSFW

iamjames

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Wed, 03 Oct 2007 14:22:56 EDT

And Jalopnik slowly creeps closer to Fleshbot every day. Eventually I'll have to stop coming here at work.

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666DVL — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 14:22:24 EDT

Wow! Dragon-car pr0n... that's a pretty specific niche. At least it's a three-way??? No, still wrong.

666DVL

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JackieTreehorn — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 14:21:19 EDT

Every day, I try to find a reason to thank Al Gore for creating the Internet. This is my reason for today. Thanks, Al.

JackieTreehorn

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tweezy — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 14:21:04 EDT

Rule 34 in action...

tweezy

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TheGuinnessTooth — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:53:06 EDT

possibly the best Jalopnik post ever.

TheGuinnessTooth

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SRekauqh — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:38:26 EDT

OMG WTF

Seriously?!

SRekauqh

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lascauxcaveman — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:33:14 EDT

See, the internets can very edumacasional. I always thought dragon willies would be green. Now I know better.

lascauxcaveman

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pjsammy — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:32:14 EDT

thats messed up. There was a SNL skit probably 8-9 years ago like this. Chris Parnell makes love to his car. It was a parody commercial and the product's tag line was something like "If you really love your car....."

not quite as weird as the dragons, though!

pjsammy

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HoubaHouba! — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:32:03 EDT

Poor 'cuda.

HoubaHouba!

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harumph — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:28:25 EDT

it's like they've known me my whole life!

harumph

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Spence — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:23:06 EDT

Re: The Miata Image.
Wax on. Wax off.

Spence