S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering - Jalopnik Comments

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

scotte — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 19:43:29 EDT

I'd like to see what this asshat's jail-booking picture looks like.

scotte

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

Jim K — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 19:03:00 EDT

I meant to say Cort ( the two letters are right there)

jail time for endangering others. I really couldn't care less about the car, even though it *WAS* nice

Jim K

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

dotorg greg — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 17:12:50 EDT

agreed, asshat, but I'd like to hear more about this "drive a mexican car in the US" approach to buying cars.

Are there maildrop services that front for your mexican registration or something? Do insurance companies care? Where's the downside, because if I can bring an RS6 Avant in this way, I'll go to visit Cort in prison and thank him.

dotorg greg

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

teargas — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 17:10:17 EDT

@jrowny: Right.

teargas

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

teargas — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 17:09:35 EDT

@Jim K: If Cory wants to sell that S3 at a deep discount have him call me. I'll show ya' how to hoon a hot hatch!

teargas

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

RamV10 — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 16:38:34 EDT

@Jim K: Does he deserve the jail time for the general idiocy/endangering people, or is it for thrashing such a wonderful car?

RamV10

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

Tomsk — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 16:33:05 EDT

Stay in school und don't do drugs, kids.

Tomsk

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

Lacclolith — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 16:15:19 EDT

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

To the driver, fuck you, asshat. The S3 is one of my favorite Audi vehicles, and you don't deserve to own one.

Lacclolith

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

bzrchero GT — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 16:10:33 EDT

@Trotskyite: Yeah, I noticed that too. Also seems like a strange place for a gathering of (relatively) high-end German engineering.

Don't fuck with Audi owners, apparently.

bzrchero GT

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

jrowny — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 16:02:52 EDT

his name isn't Cory, it's Cort. And it was his car. And I'm glad I left H2O before all that happened. My friends saw it all go down.

jrowny

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

Trotskyite — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 15:04:36 EDT

Is Audi the new Camaro? Seriously that whole clip was populated by hillbillies.

Trotskyite

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

Rust-MyEnemy is stll out there! — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 15:02:14 EDT

Kool-aid is dangerous, kids

Rust-MyEnemy is stll out there!

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

pitchpitch Type-Я — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 13:42:20 EDT

He did it for the lulz!

pitchpitch Type-Я

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

KingRoyale — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 13:40:59 EDT

@kungfo:

Rather, IOTD (Inebriate of the Day)...what the?

KingRoyale

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

FLB — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 13:20:32 EDT

@thunder: Completely agreed. Another moron with more money than sense (sigh)...

FLB

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

kungfo — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:56:39 EDT

the triumphant return of the HOTD

kungfo

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

KatzManDu — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:46:47 EDT

Yeah, I'm trying to digest it. WTF? I'm thinking that the driver wasn't the owner...

KatzManDu

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

Jim K — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:43:54 EDT

He was drunk. I was at that event, and saw the whole thing. His name is Cory.

He has no excuses. He deserves jail time.

On a side note, the car he hit was immaculate. And it isn't the only S3 in America. I know of 2 others, one in SoCal and 1 in Phoenix

Jim K

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

RoninianHoon — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:41:25 EDT

idiot of the day if you ask me...

RoninianHoon

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

LamerX — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:28:48 EDT

WTF.

LamerX

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

GameBreaker — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:07:19 EDT

Wow, that guy had to be drunk or high. I also thought he was going to fly off the track going too fast, and not slowly pull off and start driving towards people. I hate when I'm done driving and stupid parked trailers jump out in front of me. Well, on the plus side the RS4 made it out unscathed as the guy took off.

GameBreaker

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

thunder — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:59:43 EDT

That's no hoon; just an idiot.

thunder

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

Mad_Science — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:42:23 EDT

That's gotta be the strangest thing I've seen in a while. I can't even tell what the driver thought he was doing.

Although, if my 4x4 time has taught me anything, people do some strange things when you take them off of public roads...it's like they think it's a total free for all or something.

"Wooooooo! Drivin on durt!!!!! wooooo!"
(understeers into a ditch)

Mad_Science

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

badco/LoJ — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:33:59 EDT

They should have tased him, bro.

badco/LoJ

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

brownie — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:29:19 EDT

Are you sure it was his car? Looked to me like he was just a shirtless jackass who took it for a joyride and then thought it would be fun to play demolition derby.

brownie

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

pjsammy — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:21:57 EDT

shirtless?

Also, when he "veered off track", WTF? That didn't look like a driver who lost it in a turn. That was a jackass slowly getting off the track and driving towards people. I wouldn't be surprised if that video led to some charge like "attempted vehicular assault" or whatever it would be called (not a lawyer).

Good luck on the sale, bro-ham.

pjsammy

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

IamZardoz — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:17:59 EDT

Well that was pretty neat. What an idiot.

IamZardoz

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

SwatLax — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:15:08 EDT

There's a lot going on in Ocean City from June-August. The rest of the year, its pretty miserable, so say old friends of mine from the area.

SwatLax

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

karmavore — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:59:37 EDT

"peyAudi" ...classic.

karmavore

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

Bumblebee — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:58:24 EDT

Does he get a free T-shirt?

Bumblebee

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

Fly I-80 — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:55:34 EDT

Test driver?

Fly I-80

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

brandegee — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:47:21 EDT

That was weird. He was hooning in slow motion. He must've taken some Mexican peyAudi.

brandegee

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

Heep — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:34:17 EDT

Lol wtf? Did he just floor it and understeer on the grass into the trailer, or was he trying to hit it?

Heep

S3 Driver Freaks Out, Goes on Rampage at Audi Gathering

-chet — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:29:26 EDT

In general, when people of the same car feather flock together, you should always expect maximum hoonage/retardedness/juvenile antics/etc.

This MAY take my cake.

Drugs are bad.

-chet