Dodge Ram: Inspired By A Uterus? - Jalopnik Comments

Dodge Ram: Inspired By A Uterus?

RalphieDC — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 12:04:18 EDT

Ram it in there?

RalphieDC

Dodge Ram: Inspired By A Uterus?

msb2: blue balls machine — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 22:42:16 EDT

@TurboBrick: Awesome!
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"Dodge: Grab life by the ovaries."

msb2: blue balls machine

Dodge Ram: Inspired By A Uterus?

TurboBrick — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 19:58:38 EDT

Honda tried to copy this with their SUV, the CRV-EX

TurboBrick

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lascauxcaveman — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 15:34:02 EDT

Dang. I always knew there was something about those Dodge Rams that was just screaming "Chick Car!" all along.

lascauxcaveman

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biminitwst — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 15:17:51 EDT

@TERRI:
I've been a uterus diver for years now.
I never plan to stop diving, as long as I'm able.
I highly recommend it.
Driving a Dodge? Not for me. Not this year, anyway.

biminitwst

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fawgcutter — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 04:34:18 EDT

No wonder why Dodge been running those macho ads.

Or else it reflects what is mostly on their customer's minds...

fawgcutter

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Terri Ann — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 04:17:10 EDT

Maybe I've been under a rock, but I have never seen this and I am now thanking god I did not test drive that dodge today...I WILL NOT dive a uterus... thank you.

Terri Ann

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KingRoyale — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 23:41:21 EDT

@taylorhempel:

And we all know there's nothin wrong with havin a lil vagina on the mind.

Never noticed it but damn, now that I look at it, it's so downright obvious!

KingRoyale

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taylorhempel — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 22:08:36 EDT

Are we seriously just noticing thing? haha

For whatever reasons, it's the first thing I thought of when I saw it.

taylorhempel

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JohnnyWagon — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 19:51:11 EDT

@ddsurace: "Fragrant Tailwind"

I must admit I laughed out loud.

A lot.

JohnnyWagon

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dylanseals — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 19:26:24 EDT

The steering wheel in my wifes 06 civic looks a great deal like the female reproductive system.

dylanseals

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Paul Y. can't think of a better, shorter handle — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 18:50:32 EDT

@Ray Wert: I don't mean to imply that I doubt the comedy. I'm just surprised this is news to anyone.

Then again, look at the guys that drive Dodge trucks...

Paul Y. can't think of a better, shorter handle

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KingRoyale — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 18:15:50 EDT

"That thing got an Ovary?!"

KingRoyale

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ddsurace — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 18:01:45 EDT

Appendix to 2.) I made that shit up.

ddsurace

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ddsurace — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 17:59:11 EDT

I have two points to make.

1.) The Dodge logo clearly wins. It has the tighter cooch.

2.) The logo on the left actually appears on the front of the Zhuanzhou Motors ZZ4512 Fragrant Tailwind pickup truck.

ddsurace

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TexasAg03 — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 16:14:28 EDT

Oops!! I meant to type "symbol", not "symbols"...

TexasAg03

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TexasAg03 — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 16:13:10 EDT

Dodge Ram: Inspired By A Uterus?

No, but take a look at the symbols the Texas Longhorns use... ;)

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TexasAg03

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goatrope — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 15:57:25 EDT

I agree. This is not up to the high standards of the typical Jalopnik observation.

Consistent past excellence is a bitch sometimes.

goatrope

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olddavid — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 15:52:42 EDT

Geez, Ray, slow day? And you're normally so articulate.

olddavid

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wring — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 14:55:39 EDT

what's w/ all these comparisons w/ teh uterus? Like that License To Wed poster.

wring

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Pete Gaines — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 14:38:26 EDT

I'd be more impressed if that diagram had a pissing Calvin on it. Those things are so boss; additionally, they allow me to show off my blind allegiance to a particular truck manufacturer. GENIUS!

Pete Gaines

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Ray Wert — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 14:36:10 EDT

@Paul Y: I know, but it's still pretty funny.

Ray Wert

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Paul Y. can't think of a better, shorter handle — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 14:08:11 EDT

This diagram has been floating around for at least the three years since I first saw it.

Paul Y. can't think of a better, shorter handle