<![CDATA[Feel the Turbo Activated to Serve You Forever - Jalopnik Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jalopnik.com.png <![CDATA[Feel the Turbo Activated to Serve You Forever - Jalopnik Comments]]> http://jalopnik.com Thu, 10 May 2007 08:33:49 EDT Thu, 10 May 2007 08:33:49 EDT http://jalopnik.com/cars/k_car/feel-the-turbo-activated-to-serve-you-forever-258978.php <![CDATA[Feel the Turbo Activated to Serve You Forever]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/k_car/feel-the-turbo-activated-to-serve-you-forever-258978.php#c1437441 @ bzr:
...and sells your kidneys on eBay.

Elhigh

]]> 12:258978:c1437441 Thu, 10 May 2007 08:33:49 EDT <![CDATA[Feel the Turbo Activated to Serve You Forever]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/k_car/feel-the-turbo-activated-to-serve-you-forever-258978.php#c1437438 Do you WANT a turbo 4.0l 4-banger? What's that sound? Conrods!

This guy seems to have sprung the extra five bucks for the Engrish-as-a-second-ranguage crass that includes adjectives and punctuation.

Elhigh

]]> 12:258978:c1437438 Thu, 10 May 2007 08:33:12 EDT <![CDATA[Feel the Turbo Activated to Serve You Forever]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/k_car/feel-the-turbo-activated-to-serve-you-forever-258978.php#c1435654 I kinda want to buy it just to meet the seller.

Then again, I'll probably end up in a few trash bags in his basement while he wears my face as a mask.

bzr the paranoid android

]]> 12:258978:c1435654 Wed, 09 May 2007 22:08:10 EDT <![CDATA[Feel the Turbo Activated to Serve You Forever]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/k_car/feel-the-turbo-activated-to-serve-you-forever-258978.php#c1434937 That car is pure automotive BC.

Birth Control. I.e. You're never gonna get laid driving one of those. I think the Hyundai Santa Fe is another BC car.

TorkLugnutz

]]> 12:258978:c1434937 Wed, 09 May 2007 20:19:27 EDT <![CDATA[Feel the Turbo Activated to Serve You Forever]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/k_car/feel-the-turbo-activated-to-serve-you-forever-258978.php#c1433885 Buyer beware: this car is sold as. Further, anything not known to the seller in the car is not the seller's responsibility.

johnnie

]]> 12:258978:c1433885 Wed, 09 May 2007 17:36:37 EDT <![CDATA[Feel the Turbo Activated to Serve You Forever]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/k_car/feel-the-turbo-activated-to-serve-you-forever-258978.php#c1433854 @Trick:
What was the cause of the squat?

Apparently flat crappy rear suspension parts.Don't know if it was shocks/struts,springs....But you'll rarely if ever see a K-car that isn't sagging in the ass end.

kfdave

]]> 12:258978:c1433854 Wed, 09 May 2007 17:32:05 EDT <![CDATA[Feel the Turbo Activated to Serve You Forever]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/k_car/feel-the-turbo-activated-to-serve-you-forever-258978.php#c1433619 Oh, boy. This guy's other auctions are all for Air Jordans. Location: Boise/, China.

Yes, with the slash.

cyclopticgaze

]]> 12:258978:c1433619 Wed, 09 May 2007 17:05:00 EDT <![CDATA[Feel the Turbo Activated to Serve You Forever]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/k_car/feel-the-turbo-activated-to-serve-you-forever-258978.php#c1433282 @kfdave:

Ahhh,the "K-Car squat",both my Reliant and Aries had that condition in varying degrees....

--

What was the cause of the squat?

Trick

]]> 12:258978:c1433282 Wed, 09 May 2007 16:32:23 EDT <![CDATA[Feel the Turbo Activated to Serve You Forever]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/k_car/feel-the-turbo-activated-to-serve-you-forever-258978.php#c1433038 "Feel the Turbo Activated to Serve You Forever"

Now put THAT on a jalopnik t-shirt and I'll vote for it! Hell, I'll even buy it!

cyclopticgaze

]]> 12:258978:c1433038 Wed, 09 May 2007 16:07:16 EDT <![CDATA[Feel the Turbo Activated to Serve You Forever]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/k_car/feel-the-turbo-activated-to-serve-you-forever-258978.php#c1432819 The Cassette deck is nice, but I'm all over that ABSAM/FM radio. The station selection is better than satellite.

B

]]> 12:258978:c1432819 Wed, 09 May 2007 15:46:29 EDT <![CDATA[Feel the Turbo Activated to Serve You Forever]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/k_car/feel-the-turbo-activated-to-serve-you-forever-258978.php#c1432745 You know, adding a turbo to a K-Car is a lot like when Gazoo (sp?) premiered on the Flintstones. Nothing like adding a something confusing and prone to complete failure to something that is already in the toilet

CafeRacer1200

]]> 12:258978:c1432745 Wed, 09 May 2007 15:39:39 EDT <![CDATA[Feel the Turbo Activated to Serve You Forever]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/k_car/feel-the-turbo-activated-to-serve-you-forever-258978.php#c1432718 Awesome! Takes me back to my high school days. My best friend (who was a yr older and thus got his license WAY before me) inherited one of these bad boys from his grandpa. It was exactly like this except in gray. That thing was AWESOME :)

I can taste the Taco Bell....hear Zeppelin III blaring through the stereo....and smell the, well, you know :)

pjsammy

]]> 12:258978:c1432718 Wed, 09 May 2007 15:37:19 EDT <![CDATA[Feel the Turbo Activated to Serve You Forever]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/k_car/feel-the-turbo-activated-to-serve-you-forever-258978.php#c1432544 @TomAnderson:

Sign me up. This is the best line in an eBay auction, ever.

Jon_Furst

]]> 12:258978:c1432544 Wed, 09 May 2007 15:18:43 EDT <![CDATA[Feel the Turbo Activated to Serve You Forever]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/k_car/feel-the-turbo-activated-to-serve-you-forever-258978.php#c1432435 Perhaps the seller is a teacher of Engrish at the local high school...

Seriously, though, this would seriously make for a killer sleeper/hoonmobile. Just be sure to put its picture on the next jalop t-shirt underneath the "FEEL THE TURBO ACTIVATED TO SERVE YOU FOREVER" in big, bold lettering.

Tomsk

]]> 12:258978:c1432435 Wed, 09 May 2007 15:07:28 EDT <![CDATA[Feel the Turbo Activated to Serve You Forever]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/k_car/feel-the-turbo-activated-to-serve-you-forever-258978.php#c1432365 Good thing those scratches "DO NOT REMOVE FROM THE OVERALL BEAUTY OF THE CAR."

Great pics, too. I appreciate that Chrysler was kind enough to help those of us who can't tell "Left" from "Right" out with that state of the art gauge cluster. I'd also be willing to kick in an extra two, maybe even three dollars for the primo job Elijah did on cleaning the engine.

InternationalSuperspy

]]> 12:258978:c1432365 Wed, 09 May 2007 15:01:20 EDT <![CDATA[Feel the Turbo Activated to Serve You Forever]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/k_car/feel-the-turbo-activated-to-serve-you-forever-258978.php#c1432351 "Maintained as the one and only.

Get. The Fuck. Out.

PatFromGundo

]]> 12:258978:c1432351 Wed, 09 May 2007 15:00:13 EDT <![CDATA[Feel the Turbo Activated to Serve You Forever]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/k_car/feel-the-turbo-activated-to-serve-you-forever-258978.php#c1432327 @KVHnik:
Ahhh,the "K-Car squat",both my Reliant and Aries had that condition in varying degrees....But they both swifted good.
This one must be a real one-of-kind with that 4.0 turbo.Damn!My '89 Turbo LeBaron 'vert only has a 2.5,hell even my old '84 Shelby Charger only had a 2.2...........

kfdave

]]> 12:258978:c1432327 Wed, 09 May 2007 14:58:03 EDT <![CDATA[Feel the Turbo Activated to Serve You Forever]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/k_car/feel-the-turbo-activated-to-serve-you-forever-258978.php#c1432236 Hey, the transmission "swifts good" and it has "cruise control cassette"! Now you can just stick that cassette in and go! It looks like it also comes with a few dead bodies in the trunk. Either that or the turbo engine that he's talking about is not actually installed in car at this time.

KVHnik

]]> 12:258978:c1432236 Wed, 09 May 2007 14:49:57 EDT <![CDATA[Feel the Turbo Activated to Serve You Forever]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/k_car/feel-the-turbo-activated-to-serve-you-forever-258978.php#c1432173 "On E-Bay, Turbo activates you!"

Vintage Racer

]]> 12:258978:c1432173 Wed, 09 May 2007 14:43:44 EDT <![CDATA[Feel the Turbo Activated to Serve You Forever]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/k_car/feel-the-turbo-activated-to-serve-you-forever-258978.php#c1432121 "COAST TO COAST, I SET THE GOOD PACE, OTHERS FOLLOW."
this guy is rad

Larry Forney

]]> 12:258978:c1432121 Wed, 09 May 2007 14:38:24 EDT <![CDATA[Feel the Turbo Activated to Serve You Forever]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/k_car/feel-the-turbo-activated-to-serve-you-forever-258978.php#c1432071 A 4 liter four cylinder that's ridiculous.

TheAstronot

]]> 12:258978:c1432071 Wed, 09 May 2007 14:34:12 EDT <![CDATA[Feel the Turbo Activated to Serve You Forever]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/k_car/feel-the-turbo-activated-to-serve-you-forever-258978.php#c1432044 "Feel the Turbo Activated to Serve You Forever." That is my new catchphrase. Forever.

BuckDiablo

]]> 12:258978:c1432044 Wed, 09 May 2007 14:31:50 EDT <![CDATA[Feel the Turbo Activated to Serve You Forever]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/k_car/feel-the-turbo-activated-to-serve-you-forever-258978.php#c1432020 I'm glad I'm not the only one that stalks ebay looking at crappy 80's cars.

dylanseals

]]> 12:258978:c1432020 Wed, 09 May 2007 14:29:22 EDT <![CDATA[Feel the Turbo Activated to Serve You Forever]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/k_car/feel-the-turbo-activated-to-serve-you-forever-258978.php#c1431926 You know, I thought this would be way too rich for my blood. Then I noticed - "No Reserve" !!

Momma's getting a new car tonite!!

Vintage Racer

]]> 12:258978:c1431926 Wed, 09 May 2007 14:20:19 EDT <![CDATA[Feel the Turbo Activated to Serve You Forever]]> http://jalopnik.com/cars/k_car/feel-the-turbo-activated-to-serve-you-forever-258978.php#c1431854 Ricardo would hold out for the Corrrinthian Leather.

lascauxcaveman

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