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@<a href="#c1435066">Bumblebee</a>: <br />
I meant Bruce really from a marketing challenge POV.  You're right, the R8 sells itself.  I'd be fine with some small assignment like A4 direct mail rentention for people coming off lease.  Okay, so maybe somewhere between that and an R8 new owner communication stream.</p> <p><a href="http://www.gardenstatesevens.org/">Al Navarro</a></p>]]></description>
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Ahhhhh I cringe when I see ad / PR emails like that...</p>
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Just do a "Hey here's a new spot from Audi and the new TT you may want to check - PS, might need a TiVo / DVR unless you've been putting carrot farms out of business lately." and be done with it</p>
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At least there's humor in it despite the obvious fact that it's still a mass blast email...</p>
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*shrugs* but thats just me</p> <p>KingRoyale</p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c1431778">Al Navarro</a>: What would be the Brucest part of the Audi account? The R8? But do you really need to advertise that car?</p> <p>Bumblebee</p>]]></description>
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They should have had the .2-second flashes come up every .5 second so the viewer would have a convulsion, just like the Pokemon incident!! Like they say, there is no such thing as a bad publicity!</p> <p><a href="http://www.katomonster.com">akirachan</a></p>]]></description>
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The car is ugly.</p> <p>CUL8R</p>]]></description>
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Can a dual clutch actaully have the capacity to be mean?</p> <p>eastaboga</p>]]></description>
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Screw all these little girly man slogans</p>
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"Vorsprung durch Technik", nuff said (screw 'em if they can't speak German)<br />
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Well I had no problems with the ad; unless something comes before the "faster than a mousetrap" frame and before the "dual clutch" frame. Then I think it sucks.</p> <p>Mischif</p>]]></description>
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I'm in the ad biz as well and I agree with Al. Interesting concept demonstrating the DSG tranny, but just too gimmicky. Plus, I don't think this is the first ad requiring viewers to have a DVR to get the payoff.</p> <p>F_munk</p>]]></description>
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supposedly there's another "real" ad where an A4 driven by a stunt driver parallel parks between two LS460s at high speeds, saying something like Audi, for those who can park themselves. <br />
I want to see that one!</p> <p><a href="http://blogs.cars.com/kickingtires/">Rabbi Dave</a></p>]]></description>
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@<a href="#c1431707">SwatLax</a>: <br />
Dude, I would totally get an alias.  Something like "NotAlNavarro".</p>
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Even if I went with something less obvious, you would know me by my trail of gratuitous Caterham references.</p> <p><a href="http://www.gardenstatesevens.org/">Al Navarro</a></p>]]></description>
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Okay, I'm in advertising and I have a first gen TT (225 6 speed coupe), and I think this spot blows.</p>
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Mostly because it's totally riding on GE's coat tails.  But also because A) the vanity URL sucks, and B) they agency sold out and put that "Missed it? Rewind." slate in there...why not have a rim shot in the sound too.</p>
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Ray et. al...you will have mail soon.</p> <p><a href="http://www.gardenstatesevens.org/">Al Navarro</a></p>]]></description>
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I'm just waiting for Al Navaro to pitch his services, since we all know from Davey's trip to Mao's backyard that someone at Audi actually reads the site.</p>
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P.S. Al - have you thought about whether Audi could restrict your commenting if you had their account?</p> <p>SwatLax</p>]]></description>
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I think it's pretty cool </p> <p>ujointclothing</p>]]></description>
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Good ad... very attention-grabbing...</p>
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...but still not as good as the sister car's "Pimp Mein Auto" or "My Fast" ads (i.e., VW GTI).</p> <p>416Hammy</p>]]></description>
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tt-truth.com sounds like a site where someone is trying to make a lame joke about stuttering.</p> <p>SwatLax</p>]]></description>
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