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Jalopnik Has No Good Cotomer Sevis

bugattatra — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:15:19 EDT

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bugattatra

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olddavid — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:55:23 EST

I love it. Only in America. No Child Left Behind.

olddavid

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TexansAreHot — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 20:04:47 EDT

I think Zach needs a Black & Decker drill to put a ventilation hole in his head. Just saying. Bitch.

TexansAreHot

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Lemurs — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 19:14:49 EDT

Man, Zach is right. You do have terrible customer service. I'm reporting this to Consumerist.

Lemurs

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Matador — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 18:49:29 EDT

And this guy is allowed to drive?

Matador

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Steve Downing — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 17:55:46 EDT

"I'm thinking that Zach needs a Boss Hoss with a Turbonique rocket blower and a couple of JATO units in place of the saddlebags." ... and a nice little house on a hill.

Steve Downing

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rheiser — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 17:36:28 EDT

On the internet, irony is the rule rather than the exception.

rheiser

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Davey G. — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 17:31:15 EDT

I'm thinking that Zach needs a Boss Hoss with a Turbonique rocket blower and a couple of JATO units in place of the saddlebags.

Davey G.

Jalopnik Has No Good Cotomer Sevis

allenparkpete — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 17:30:06 EDT

Zach used to work for us. He's from Youngstown Ohio. He eats alot. He's also into tropical fish and exotic beer keg dispensers.

allenparkpete

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TexansAreHot — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 17:24:33 EDT

No, Zach's vote does not count, because in order to vote, you must correctly spell your name and address and the sack of flesh who said "u gust lost sale" cannot possibly do such a thing. Bitch.

TexansAreHot

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Downtown Joe — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 17:22:45 EDT

In Ohio, Zach's vote probably counted more than once.

Downtown Joe

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ReductiveMaterialist — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 17:10:52 EDT

After the laughter subsides, I'm only left with the grim reminder that Zach's vote counts as much as any others.

ReductiveMaterialist

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Bradbury — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 16:54:10 EDT

Wow. That makes my brain hurt (or, brane hert, if you will). I had to read over it three times just to make sure I wasn't missing some sly bit of irony our friend Zach was slipping in somewhere. Nope, he's just a retard. I really do hope he gets ahold of a Boss Hoss. The inevitable crash is sure to be spectacular, and will remove yet another mouth-breathing, sloped-forehead from the shallow end of the gene pool.

Bradbury

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markbvt — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 16:34:54 EDT

Yeah, jeez, Davey G, your cotomer sevis really needs improvement. Don't you know that as an automotive blogger you're expected to know the full inventory of every aftermarket parts supplier in the nation, and do everyone's scut work for them for free? I mean, Christ, writing about cars with wit and intelligence can only get you so far. Look at what a failure Jeremy Clarkson is. He's so poor he can only afford a Ford GT, and his Toybota could only make it two miles across open water before capsizing!

markbvt

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ParanoidAndroid07 — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 16:33:47 EDT

can u guy make a elcomino out of my matador?

ParanoidAndroid07

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Downtown Joe — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 16:33:37 EDT

You guys use AIM? Time to unleash the fucktardbot.

Downtown Joe

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MountainDrew — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 16:14:45 EDT

Thanks for sharing this little tidbit. That just made my day. :)

MountainDrew

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rheiser — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 16:13:03 EDT

Do you guys make frames with both Ford and Chevy motor mounts? I have a 351-C with 4V heads sitting around and was thinking about a V8 motorcycle project! This is gonna be SWEET!

rheiser

Jalopnik Has No Good Cotomer Sevis

DucatiMonster2 — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 16:11:56 EDT

That is hilarious! The truth is stranger than fiction.

DucatiMonster2

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ThnderbltDoherty — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 16:08:36 EDT

No offense to my less literate friends out there, but there is no greater sign of intellectual sloth than substituting a single letter for a word containing only three in the first place. Gust my to sents.

ThnderbltDoherty

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prplhaze — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 15:50:37 EDT

I never thought I would see the moran guy on Jalop. So fitting.

prplhaze

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Buckster — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 15:29:50 EDT

Killing people like that is not murder. It is a mercy killing.

Buckster

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sebrock — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 15:22:48 EDT

Wait a minute; when did you guys start selling parts. Cool, can you send me a radiator/oil cooler for my Corvette. With two fans please. Let me know who to make the check to. You guys rock.

sebrock