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			<title><![CDATA[Really, Offisher, The 12-Year-Old Was Driving!]]></title>
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				So you've knocked back numerous Goldschlägers (drink of choice for <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2005/05/20/MNG5CCS85J1.DTL">severed-finger-in-Wendy's-chili associates</a>) at the local watering hole and it's time to pilot the ol' minivan back to the pad. Suddenly, red-and-blue lights in the rearview!				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5322430/really-offisher-the-12+year+old-was-driving" title="Click here to read more about Really, Offisher, The 12-Year-Old Was Driving!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 26 Jul 2009 13:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Murilee Martin]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[World's Best Mom: Buckles Up Case Of Beer Instead Of Toddler]]></title>
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				Floridian Tina Williams had had "a few" drinks, lacked a driver's license, and was seen running a red light and swerving across traffic lanes; she played the "I was running out of gas" attempt-to-get-out-of-DUI card with the arresting officer, with predictable lack of success. So far we're not even talking <em>local </em>news story here, but there's more. What catapulted Ms. Williams into the spotlight for her 15 minutes of unwanted fame was the fact that her 1-year-old was roaming around loose in the back seat, yet a case of Busch was safely buckled up in the shotgun position. You know, <em>priorities!</em> <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0205082beer1.html">[Smoking Gun]</a>				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/354084/worlds-best-mom-buckles-up-case-of-beer-instead-of-toddler" title="Click here to read more about World's Best Mom: Buckles Up Case Of Beer Instead Of Toddler">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 08 Feb 2008 08:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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