Every Halloween the streets fill with tiny Supermen, Batmen, Green Lanterns (not many Aquamen). There are some superheroes you must avoid. Can they fight bad guys? They can't even drive to where the bad guys are.

If you're a real superhero you must have an equally super ride. The Green Hornet's Black Beauty, the Silver Surfer's chrome board, you get the idea.

Unfortunately, these superheroes don't have a clue.