Cop: "Distracted driving is a crime, son. Did I see you reading a map while I was following you?"
Me: "No, I was swerving because I had to use 2 hands to hold this chart I was using to identify your headlights with. How do you like the new Charger? What is that, a 2012? It's nice, but the headlights are a bit different from what I have on this chart, do you mind if I do a quick sketch of them so I can update?"
Cop: *Taser taser taser
I for one, am happy that I took my own advice (twice!) and bought a Baja Bug, but I also feel like an idiot about the time I tried to emulate some old Hoons of the Day with my parent's Volvo wagon and ended up with an interior full of fine California dust.
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