It’s good to have hobbies, right? And it’s even better when that hobby can earn you a little bit of income on the side. Or all of your income. With that in mind, let’s discuss the best cars for drug smuggling.

Let me be clear, before I get an angry email from our legal department, that these are merely hypothetical situations, and that you should not smuggle drugs because drug smuggling is bad, and you should definitely not take this as encouragement to start smuggling drugs.

But if you’re gonna smuggle drugs, the R53 Mini Cooper had a secret stash spot under the wheel well, as described in the Secret Owners’ Manual. You know, for your “keys.”

It’s for your “keys,” everyone. In case you go “jogging.”


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