Which is faster: the legendary Corvette ZR1 of the '90s, or the twin turbo Callaway Corvette? The straight-laced folks at Motorweek went to find out.

We adore both of these cars. The ZR1 for being in our Jalopnik Fantasy Garage, and the Callaway for looking like it was pulled straight off of the cover of an old Trapper Keeper.

Invariably, the winner of the test is Motorweek itself, for tracking these cars in the pouring rain.

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