Man, you know, sometimes I'm just headed up to Sleeping Bear Dunes and I just get hungry, and one of those quirky gas station diners with a bunch of fake log paneling and shit along I-75 just won't do it. You know what I've got a real hankering for? Deer on the side of the road!
If you happen to stumble upon a deer, or bear, or some other hapless woodland creature on a Michigan highway, you can't eat it. A new bill would allow only those with a hunting license to pick up dead animals and do with it what they wish.