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				This sure looks like a snow-covered road in a small British oceanside town, right? Yeah, it's not.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5872111/thats-not-snow" title="Click here to read more about That's not snow">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 30 Dec 2011 14:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Patrick Frawley]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[TV Reporter Gives Hurricane Irene Update While Covered in Toxic Waste]]></title>
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				Below is a video of WTTG's Tucker Barnes casually giving a live report on Hurricane Irene today from Ocean City, Maryland while drenched in what he described as "organic matter" that "doesn't taste great." I wonder why it didn't taste great?				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5835103/tv-reporter-gives-hurricane-irene-update-while-covered-in-toxic-waste" title="Click here to read more about TV Reporter Gives Hurricane Irene Update While Covered in Toxic Waste">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 28 Aug 2011 00:52:06 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Cherette]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hurricane Irene Approaches: Live Coverage]]></title>
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				Hurricane Irene is churning up the East Coast like an angry 17th-century dairy maid. Obama has <a href="http://gawker.com/5834814/obama-cuts-vacation-short-to-save-america-from-hurricanes">canceled his vacation</a> to make us feel safe and <a href="http://gawker.com/5834825/new-york-evacuates-low+lying-zones-shuts-down-subway">evacuations are underway</a> in New York City. Here's the latest news, with updates below. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5834929/hurricane-irene-approaches-live-coverage" title="Click here to read more about Hurricane Irene Approaches: Live Coverage">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Adrian Chen]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[New York's Streets Are Actually Melting]]></title>
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				If I were an annoying New York doorman or the guy at the bodega who tries to make lames jokes all the time, I'd ask, "Is it hot enough out there for you?" But I won't do that. I'll just show you pictures of the street melting into a giant sink hole.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5823637/new-yorks-streets-are-actually-melting" title="Click here to read more about New York's Streets Are Actually Melting">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 21 Jul 2011 20:01:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				A UPS truck was unlucky enough to get caught on a Maryland bridge above the Potomac River Friday during a thunderstorm with 60-mph winds. The driver was lucky enough to avoid the water 135 feet below &mdash; by mere inches.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5822297/how-did-this-truck-not-plummet-into-the-potomac-river" title="Click here to read more about How did this truck not plummet into the Potomac River?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 18 Jul 2011 15:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Camaro SS convertible saved from hail by kiddie pool, inflatable mattress]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: Z4Oz_jW4Yyw --><!-- /videoId: Z4Oz_jW4Yyw --> Texans honor their promises, so when the guys from <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/TeamHallnNass">TeamHall & Nass</a> promised to return the brand new 2011 Camaro SS Convertible to GM in as-good-as-new condition they meant it. Even with a hail storm on the way.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5793142/camaro-ss-convertible-saved-from-hail-by-kiddie-pool-inflatable-mattress" title="Click here to read more about Camaro SS convertible saved from hail by kiddie pool, inflatable mattress">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 19 Apr 2011 11:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: eYNIKoNjClw --><!-- /videoId: eYNIKoNjClw --> Here's amazing video of flood waters flushing cars down a street in the Italian village of Atrani on the Amalfi Coast last week.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5639906/massive-flood-flushes-cars-down-street" title="Click here to read more about Massive Flood Flushes Cars Down Street">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 16 Sep 2010 13:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Hurricane Earl could skirt the East Coast. Here's our <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5045537/how-to-escape-a-hurricane-by-car">automotive hurricane preparation guide</a>. Step one? Read it.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5625696/how-to-prepare-your-car-for-hurricane-earl" title="Click here to read more about How To Prepare Your Car For Hurricane Earl">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Russia's currently <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-10836281">on fire</a> and this crew of video camera-equipped Ruskies thought it would be a good idea to drive their Mitsubishi into a village to help people... until they realized how hard it would be to drive out.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5602275/what-a-wildfire-looks-like-from-inside-a-car" title="Click here to read more about What A Wildfire Looks Like From Inside A Car">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 02 Aug 2010 14:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The National Weather Service is in the process of certifying this massive 1.8-pound hailstone, which fell during a storm in rural South Dakota last week that injured five stranded motorists, as the world's largest.  [<a href="http://journalstar.com/news/state-and-regional/nebraska/article_d11d423a-999c-11df-9e5b-001cc4c002e0.html">Journalstar.com</a> via <a href="http://twitter.com/JimCantore/statuses/19683206277">@JimCantore</a>]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5597891/storm-drops-record-18+pound-hailstone-injures-5-motorists" title="Click here to read more about Storm Drops Record 1.8-Pound Hailstone, Injures 5 Motorists">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 27 Jul 2010 16:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The driver attempts to get his hysterical girlfriend/wife/sister/wife-sister to seek cover as a tornado forms in front of them, but her hilarious, expletive-filled response coerces him to stay put and dumbly videotape their brush with death. NSFW.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5540795/tornado-forms-in-front-of-car-woman-flips-out" title="Click here to read more about Tornado Forms In Front Of Car, Woman Flips Out">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 17 May 2010 12:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Wanna feel lucky this morning? Check out these images of yesterday's massive 40 vehicle pileup on Interstate 70 near Kansas City. A couple dozen folks were injured but, amazingly, nobody died. Anyone need some slightly-banged-up hood scoops? [<a href="http://www.kansascity.com/934/gallery/1747887.html">KansasCity.com</a>]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5471995/interstate-70-in-kansas-littered-with-dozens-of-new-parts-cars" title="Click here to read more about Interstate 70 In Kansas Littered With Dozens Of New Parts Cars">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				NBC Universal has jumped into the marketing-frenzy of greenwashing surrounding <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged EARTH DAY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged EARTH DAY" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/earth-day/">Earth Day</a> with a network-wide green week. Since <em>Weather.com</em> lives under the NBCU banner, they are too &mdash; sponsored by Hummer.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5224686/weathercom-presents-green-week-sponsored-by-hummer" title="Click here to read more about Weather.com Presents Green Week, Sponsored By Hummer">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 23 Apr 2009 15:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				A new study reveals <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CAR EXHAUST" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CAR EXHAUST" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/car-exhaust/">car exhaust</a> clouds attract lightning and actually increase the frequency of strikes. Metallica approves.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5146996/new-study-confirms-car-exhaust-increases-lightning-strikes" title="Click here to read more about New Study Confirms Car Exhaust Increases Lightning Strikes">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 05 Feb 2009 10:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				In the last few days I've started the move from Chicago to Houston. Last night an unusually strong storm blew through Northern Illinois and Chicago with hurricane-force winds (shutting down a <a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jW-BndswWuhgPAPXOK4Q6TCQsANQD92BS6N00">Cubs-Astros game</a>). Good thing I removed myself to Houston, where a French-named <a href="http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/nation/5924955.html">strong tropical storm</a> is now bearing down on me. Understandably, I'm not driving right now. But anyone in the Houston area watching the news is getting minute-by-minute updates on people spinning out and wrecking their rides. And this is a <em>weak</em> storm.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/399866/whats-the-wildest-weather-youve-driven-through" title="Click here to read more about What's The Wildest Weather You've Driven Through?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The San Francisco area got a pounding this morning from a strong Pacific storm system that developed wind gusts as high as 107 mph. The Golden Gate Transit district was forced to suspend bus services and truck traffic across the historic span due to flooding. Fortunately for Friday commuters, as of 1:35 PST the restrictions have been lifted, but we'd wager the damage has been done and traffic jams will be monumental. The hurricane force winds forced the closing of the Richmond-San Rafael bridge because a tractor trailer was flipped on its side. We never thought we'd be happy to put up with Detroit temps in 20's but it sounds like the end of the world over on that side of the country lately. [<a href="http://www.sfgate.com/flat/archive/2008/01/04/chronicle/archive/2008/01/04/MN87U9ERT.html">SFGate.com</a>] [<a href="http://goldengatebridge.org/news/storm_080104.php">Goldengatebridge.org</a>]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/340909/golden-gate-bridge-partially-closes-for-high-winds-rain" title="Click here to read more about Golden Gate Bridge Partially Closes For High Winds, Rain">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A lot of our readers will be hitting the highways in an effort to ignore their family for football and clog their arteries with gravy (I can't wait for gravy), so as a continuation of <a href="http://jalopnik.com/cars/jalopnik-public-service-announcement/icy-roads-good-for-hoonage-bad-for-insurance-rates-325313.php">our earlier attempt at public service</a> we've created this easy-to-read travel map based on the latest weather conditions forecast by the National Weather Service. This is what you can expect between 1:00 pm and 4:00 pm EST on Thurdsay, though we're not meteorologists so please check with your local weather service before traveling. Safe trip everybody! [<a href="http://www.weather.gov">NWS</a>]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/325372/thanksgiving-day-travel-its-snowy-out-there" title="Click here to read more about Thanksgiving Day Travel... It's Snowy Out There">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				79-year-old Broughton Bishop of Portland, Oregon, is the man responsible for the fabulous unintentional hoonage caught on camera by a man on his roof with a video camera and too much time on his hands. Bishop's the guy in the XC90 who manages to do a convincing impression of a pinball on Portland's Southwest Salmon Street and then careening down 20th Ave. Bishop's wife, Mary, said that he would prefer not to be interviewed. After getting a gash to the head stapled up, Bishop went back to work. Goodonya, Broughton, we're glad you're not hurt and well, you entertained millions. <span class="byline">&ndash; Davey G. Johnson</span>				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/230164/profiles-in-accidental-hoonage-its-broughton-bishop-ice-dancer-extraordanaire" title="Click here to read more about Profiles in Accidental Hoonage: It's Broughton Bishop, Ice Dancer Extraordanaire">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The inimitable ThnderBlt sent us a link to this clip the other day, but the damn thing crashed our browser. But the resourceful types at <a href="http://www.autoblog.com/2007/01/18/video-portlanders-learn-how-slippery-ice-can-be/">Autoblog</a> &mdash; whose budget is larger than ours while their ADD isn't nearly as acute &mdash; dug up this version of the vid on YouTube. And oh, crappin' crap, the thing inspires involuntary peals of gigglage. We <I>know</I> what it's like to be helplessly sliding toward another vehicle at low speed on ice. It sucks in ways that few things that don't involve permanent injury, loss of house, home or girlfriend do. However, it's <I>still</I> damn funny to watch. <span class="byline">&ndash; Davey G. Johnson</span>				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/229818/portland-oregon-and-sloe-gin-fizz-sliding-cars-with-dysentery" title="Click here to read more about Portland Oregon and Sloe Gin Fizz: Sliding Cars With Dysentery">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				While we're enjoying nice, mild post-Thanksgiving, pre-Christmas weather here in Southern California, the good folks of Illinois aren't so lucky, and neither are their speed bumps. Sheared from the road like a morning-fresh zit by an errant swipe of the Schick, this thump-causing traffic-regulator was shot by commenter JC Whitless in Ottawa, IL. We wonder how well it would work as an add-on spoiler for a bulldozer? <span class="byline">&ndash; Davey G. Johnson</span>				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/219605/snowplowd-speed-bump-takes-a-hit-from-road+clearing-machine" title="Click here to read more about Snowplow'd! Speed Bump Takes a Hit From Road-Clearing Machine">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A Mini Cooper S is not Sean Casey's <a href="http://www.jalopnik.com/cars/gadgets/how-does-sean-caseys-tornado-chaser-work-131779.php">Tornado Chaser</a> vehicle by a long shot. But that didn't keep Matt Carroll from the UK's 4Car from a clever angle for his video piece. Carroll tagged along with a band of avocational <strike>weather-obsessed lunatics</strike> storm chasers &mdash; he in the Mini, they in their central-casting-brown Econoline. What ensues is fine, but as the folks from <em>Hemmings</em> point out, pay close attention to the Hasselhoff-rich Pipex commercial. It may have totally upstaged the storm bit.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/193661/mind-the-hoff-4car-goes-storm-chasing-in-a-mini" title="Click here to read more about Mind the Hoff: 4Car Goes Storm Chasing in a Mini">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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ber-breezes up to 100mph snarled traffic on I-70 in Kansas today after blowing a number of vehicles off the road and knocking over a semi carrying hazardous materials. The driver of the semi was apparently the only injury. Kansas authorities wouldn't disclose what the truck was carrying, and although the substance apparently hadn't leaked called in hazmat crews and set up a 100-foot perimiter around the vehicle. A mighty wind was blowin', indeed.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/191730/all-we-are-is-dust-in-the-wind-massive-gusts-blow-cars-off-kansas-highway" title="Click here to read more about All We Are is Dust in the Wind: Massive Gusts Blow Cars Off Kansas Highway">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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<blockquote><em>"We gotta head for higher ground, we can't come back till the water comes down. Five feet high and risin'."</em></blockquote> Yeah, we just mixed a De La Soul reference with a Johnny Cash reference, but hey &mdash; at least we didn't throw in They Might Be Giants. The Northeast part of our grand nation is still under water and it's wreaking havoc on the road system, to say nothing of the thousands of families forced to evacuate. This section of I-88 in New York was knocked out yesterday, and scattered rain is predicted for today. Where's a Gibbs Aquada when you really need one?

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The new S-Class has more technology in it than the Space Shuttle*. So for the introduction of their new flagship, zee Germans decided to show off an impressive demonstration of the radar system, which can actually bring the car to a full stop. It's a great idea, especially in low-visibility conditions like fog. The only problem is, the demonstration went horribly wrong. Like <em>Hindenburg</em> wrong, but without the fiery death. Later, it turns out that Mercedes knew the system didn't work and decided to fake it, but the driver failed to hit the brakes in time. Sounds fishy, but it's a good watch. Here's the video, presented by our favorite Ford GT-owning Brit**, Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/169429/worlds-greatest-pr-goofs-mercedes+benz-fog-system" title="Click here to read more about World's Greatest PR Goofs: Mercedes-Benz Fog System">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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