So what happens when you take the incredibly tall, environmentalist-bashin' horsepower fiend Jeremy Clarkson and shoehorn him into the tiny Reva G-Wiz DC electric car? We'd like to report that he he promptly had it modified with ten times the recommended voltage and pressed pedal to metal for a 190MPH run through London whilst blasting Motörhead's "Killed By Death" on the stereo, but unfortunately we cannot do that. But still, Clarkson's general grumpiness and way with words makes his profoundly negative review of the G-Qiz an entertaining Monday read. [Times of London]