Our current offices are simply too small for a proper race, and that's unacceptable. We must make space so we can Gymkhana in our office as God intended.

In case you haven't heard the news, Gawker is moving to bigger (and nicer) buildings both in New York and Budapest.

Some say it's because we grew and hired a bunch of great people who need to sit somewhere, but those keeping a close eye on us know that there's a greater reason. It's also why we hang out with Ken Block so much. We need his expertise.

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There's no time to lose, our friends over at XCAR are way ahead of us already. CBS Interactive's office is not only perfect for drifting, but also equipped with toy guns and colorful rubber balls.

Notes taken, and we are prepared to alter our plans slightly for the greater good.