This just in: the eighth installment of the Fast and Furious franchise now has a name. And it’s not Fast 8. Because that would make too much sense.

Instead, it’s being called one of these, we’re not sure which:

  • The Face of the Phlebotomist
  • The Flake of the Flurry-ous
  • The Fax and the Furriest
  • The Flax and the Fumiest
  • The Friends of the Framliest
  • The Faps and the Furry-esque
  • The Flops and the Flipper-rest
  • The Fight over the Frosted Tips
  • The Funds of the Forbes List
  • The Fate of the Furious
  • The Freaks and the Farmers
  • The Frogs of the Former Fest
  • The Feels of the Frendliest
  • The Fear of the Flautist
  • The Funk of the Flatulence

Fast 8: The Fight over the Frosted Tips stars Helen Mirren, Charlize Theron and Vin Diesel. It will be the greatest film of all time.