"We did a doughie in the middle here? F**k, I don't remember that!" - This is the most hilarious account of a late night burnout trip I've ever seen.

Watching this Australian hoon show off his tire-slaying escapades of the night before to some lady is absolutely priceless, especially the part where he just forgets about the donut he did in a deserted intersection.

I think this is even better than the one super casual drunk car-destroyer who tried to convince the cops he was "just waiting for his mate."

(Hat tip to Goggles Pizzano!)