We've talked about Spike Feresten's Car Matchmaker show before, and they must be feeling pretty confident about it over at the Esquire network, because they're actually planning on running a show with me in it. I know, right?

On tonight's episode, I'm giving some honest and brutal new car-buying advice to lovely young Diana there, who's going to make some poor car salesman eat dogfood. Just because I drive nothing but cars old enough to remember the Carter administration doesn't mean I don't know anything about buying new cars, right? Right?

Anyway, please watch it! I put on a shirt with buttons and everything!