This might just be me, but I tend to think you need to be semi-coherent to drive a car. I'm also against stealing cars. This guy in Russia, who is apparently a drug addict, doesn't seem to agree with me on either count.
This video claims that the man stole a police car while high as something that flies. A kite? Let's go with a kite. I do take umbrage with saying that's a cop car. It definitely doesn't look like one, but then again we've seen cops get out of Mazda3's after crashes in Russia, so anything is possible.