You can get crushed by a lot of things, in Russia. Ambulances, trees, and shovels are all potential smushing threats. Add rolling-over dump trucks to that list.

The driver survived, according to DNI.ru, but after running through Google Translate it looks like he'll be hurting a while (emphasis not actually mine this time):


Causes of the incident are not yet clear. Detectives investigate the circumstances of emergency. Victims managed to escape, but the man suffered 65 years .

Sixty-five years is a long time to have suffered, especially as this incident actually happened two days ago. I guess suffering just happens quicker over there.

Here's hoping he feels better soon.

H/t to Carscoops!