If America contributes nothing of culture to the world, not rock music, not rap music, not cheeseburgers, not Jackson Pollock paintings, let it keep contributing these. These glorious, wonderful videos of drag racing in slow motion, that feature fuel spilling out like so much mechanical puke.
Oh, and the music helps, too.
And yes, I know we've posted these drag racing slow-motion videos a few times before, but I don't care. They are amazing and wonderful and make people, real people, feel warm and fuzzy and nice inside. They do a service to everyone. And they get my vote for America's #1 Contribution To Planet Earth.
After the giant gummy worm, of course.