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Right on cue with the death of the PT Cruiser, Buzzfeed has assembled a gallery of horribly customized examples, all of which are too horrible to ignore. Why can't we stop looking? Gah! I can't stop saying horrible! [Buzzfeed] More »
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You read that right: A central Georgia couple bought a minivan, couldn't make the payments, and kept the car by making their daughter perform sex acts on the dealer. The worst part? The girl was only 14. More »
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We've already shown you our list of the ten ugliest cars currently sold in the United States. Although epic, it meant exclusion of some fantastically ugly cars sold only on the international marketplace. Until now. After scouring the globe from Australia to Russia, these are the ten top cars that make us want to run from the computer and hurl ourselves out the nearest open window. Vote for your favorite foreign fugly-mobile in the poll at the bottom or chime in via the comments if you think we've missed one. More »
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Automakers spend lots of time and money designing, redesigning and test marketing their new vehicles to make certain they'll capture a potential buyer's imagination. It doesn't always work. We asked you just days ago if new cars were getting uglier and there was no real consensus, but one look at this list of the top ten ugliest new cars sold in the United States may tip the scales in favor of uglier. Hit the jump to see them all and make sure to vote in the poll so we can determine which one's truly ugliest. Don't see an undeserving car? Add it to the list. More »
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Seriously, could you not go three fucking months without wanting to put another damn festive conversion kit on your Honda? This past Christmas when the reindeer conversion kit was released I was convinced that nobody would actually buy one, but low and behold every SUV-driving soccer mom was rocking it around the Dallas metroplex and now I am all but sure this April will be filled with Easter bunny SUVs. And if you really wanted to know, this kit includes a fuzzy tail, as well. More »
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By now you should be well aware of the cellphone usage laws for your state, but if you can't bear wearing a Bluetooth headset on your ear, there are other options. This takes the traditional Bluetooth headset and turns it into a god-awful ugly neck-mounted contraption is that will draw more blank stares than if you just used a regular Bluetooth headset. It does include one nice feature. More »
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We dare you, man. We frigging double-dog dare you to find an uglier... thing. We love Subarus around here as much as the next McRae, but the SVX — despite its maximum hoonage potential — has always put the ugly into fugging ugly. Some Scoobie-coupe owning bozo has apparently grafted the spare tire carrier from a Gel ndewagen onto the rear, affixed dual gas cans to the sides, a cattle guard with hellas up front and we can't even really properly speculate on what those things growing out of the hood might be. Nuke it from space; it's the only way to be sure. More awful after the jump. – Jonny Lieberman More »
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