Batshit Trucker Protest Ends as Sadly as It Began

Batshit Trucker Protest Ends as Sadly as It Began

A bunch of truckers, led by a woman who thinks Osama bin Laden and President Obama are the same person, were going to show up in Washington D.C. and "arrest" lawmakers today. It... didn't go as planned.

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Trucker Protest A Bust Thanks To Rain, Everyone Realizing It Was Dumb

Trucker Protest A Bust Thanks To Rain, Everyone Realizing It Was Dumb

Earlier today thousands of truckers moved into the Capitol Beltway around Washington D.C., choking traffic for miles as they descended into the District and arrested several members of Congress. It was a thrilling sight for bored tourists unable to get into the Air and Space Museum. Wait, that didn't happen.

That's the story I would have written had the Truckers Ride for the Constitution gone as some organizers said it would. Clearly, it did not go down that way, with — to quote Fox Newsdozens, not thousands, of truckers showing up for the protest.

Maybe they were deterred by the continual rainfall the D.C. area has had for days. Maybe the truckers realized they had actual work to do transporting goods across the country. Or maybe they just realized it was a dumb idea.

(An alternate theory of mine is that some of the organizers, like the one who said they planned to arrest certain lawmakers, ran afoul of certain elements of the government that are not currently shut down. You know, the ones that put a black bag over your head, send you to the secret prison in Eastern Europe, and then have a friendly chat with a car battery attached to your genitals.)

Regardless of the reasons, the trucker protest seems to be a bust at the moment. The Washington Post reported traffic jam ups due to rain, but nothing from the event itself. NBC News reports that about 30 trucks came into the Beltway around 8 a.m. only to split into smaller groups. And a drive up 495 by this reporter revealed plenty of traffic and bad weather, but no signs of freedom-loving truckers or their supporters.

The rolling protest is supposed to go on all weekend, with truckers repeatedly circling the Beltway "three lanes deep" until their demands are met. We'll see if it gets worse. They'll need more of a turnout for that to happen.

Photo credit AP

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