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By Matt Hardigree Aug 2, 2011 10:00 AM

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This is the worst-tasting food truck ever

Trojan had the idea to invade a New York City street corner usually populated by food trucks with a truck of their own, dispensing gels and vibrators instead of Latvian-Korean fusion tacos. The guy in this picture made the mistake of ordering his lunch there. "Seriously, guys, why does my tongue feel so stiff?"

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