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Would you like to drive a European car without actually sending your money abroad? You’re a real patriot. As a reward, here’s the brand new Buick Century T-Type. Not only does it offer a European driving experience, but it also guarantees everybody around to be as taken by the blacked-out body trim as you are. The car will also analyze its state of the art engine 80 times per second so that you can fully enjoy your European vacation. Even if it happens to take you to Detroit, of all places.

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Photo credit: Buick via The Auto Historian