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The Current Lincoln Town Car is not long for this world, and its styling wasn't all that elegant to begin with. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe '89 however is sharp enough that you could cut a line with it. More »
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Last night we heard the rumor that Ford's Lincoln brand will receive a new Town Car-replacing flagship large sedan that harkens back to the Continental. However, according to our sources, it won't be called the Continental. More »
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What do Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, two blow-up sex dolls, a Lincoln Town Car, and a parking garage have in common? A crazy Florida man and some very funny public indecency charges. NSFW content ahead. More »
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As 1990 Lincoln Town Cars go, this one on eBay is quite the peach. Why the seller resorted to cheap, tawdry tactics to sell it we'll never know. But whatever, works for us. Somewhat NSFW. More »
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When we see a car like this on eBay with a starting bid price of $2900, no reserve, auction ending in a couple hours... and no bids, we can't help but wonder what's gone wrong with this country. Look at it! It's even meaner than the dreaded Satanamino! Any of you readers within Town Car range of Norridge, IL, take a look at this chopped '79 Town Car. Thanks to Danio3834 for the tip! [eBay Motors] More »
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Stop snickering. You know you want one, or maybe you don't. Either way, the 2007 Lincoln Town Car could be an ironist's wet dream (don't bother asking Alanis Morissette what that is). It's the kind of car in which you can both cruise to the Hamptons and sell cured sausages door to door. You can strap a surfboard to the roof and look like you've just come from a Citibank commercial, or pull up to out-of-towners at the airport and make a few bucks on the side. Until October 1, Lincoln's offering a $7000 rebate or no-interest financing all the way to 60 months. And just think, with all the airport money you'll make, you'll only be upside-down for three years or so. Of course, by then it'll be worth about ten grand. [Lincoln via MSN Autos] More »
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Lincoln's mojo evaporated on November 22, 1963, when President John F. Kennedy's brains flew out of the backseat of an open-top 1961 Continental. On that fateful day, the brand (and the country) lost its swaggering insouciance. Sure, fancy schmancy Lincoln luxobarges roamed America's highways and byways during later decades. Many of these gas-guzzling behemoths were technological triumphs (of a sort). But Lincoln's cool had vanished, followed, eventually, by its swagger. By now a Lincoln is nothing but a badly badge engineered Ford. And yet there's still a car in Lincoln's lineup— for at least a bit longer— that wears the diamond proudly: the Town Car. More »
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Lincoln's venerable Town Car — hauler of golf bags, carrier of the airport-bound and endurer of the orthopedic shoes that trod its pedals — will survive the company's move to build a new flagship. But its survival won't come without a dignity blow; it'll be relegated to fleet sales, the pasture of the auto industry. Lincoln's new mast topper, known now as E386, is slated for 2009, giving the current Town Car time to get its affairs in order. At least it's fairing better than the LS, which will go to the gallows in 2008. More »
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