<![CDATA[Jalopnik: Toilet]]> http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jalopnik.com.png <![CDATA[Jalopnik: Toilet]]> http://jalopnik.com/tag/toilet http://jalopnik.com/tag/toilet <![CDATA[This Jet-Powered Outhouse Makes Poop Fly]]> An Indianapolis-based company with too much time on its hands attached a 750-pound Boeing jet engine to a portable toilet, making it capable of reaching speeds up to 70 miles per hour. More »
]]> http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5720536&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Jeremy Clarkson Trapped In Port-A-Potty By Snotty Kids]]> What's worse for opinionated Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson, having to review cheap cars or getting trapped in a Port-A-John by a bunch of punk kids? (Hat tip to Glenn!) [YouTube via Sky Motoring] More »
]]> http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5185506&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Runaway Car Knocks New Zealand Man Off Toilet, Ruins Reader's Digest]]> A man in Christchurch, New Zealand was enjoying his evening porcelain meditation when all of a sudden he had an unexpected visitor in the form of a four-wheel-drive truck (not pictured). Let this be an important lesson that, when parking on a hill, you need to engage that handbrake properly. Also, don't put your bathroom on the bottom of thirty-foot-long hill. Police said the vehicle belonged to a contractor next door who was a little displeased to find out that said truck was suddenly parked in someone else's house. Our favorite part below the jump. More »
]]> http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=373245&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Stolen Toilet Racer Recovered!]]> You know it's going to be a good read when an AP article sent in by a tipster starts out:
"It was just a routine patrol until a King County sheriff's deputy lifted a tarp in Washington and found a soapbox derby racer built to look like a giant toilet."
The AP had our attention at "soapbox derby racer" and closed the deal with "giant toilet." [Foxnews] More »
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