Remember that crazy Swedish guy who tried to sell his 1993 Volvo 245GL with a crazy YouTube video advertising its "spinsy-winsies" and "oblong chrome nipples"? Volvo responded by sending him a 2015 Volvo V60 Sportback. What he came up with is fantastic.

Yes, this ad for the new Volvo wagon is just as bonkers as the first, touting the V60's features like "a masculine chrome brooch", "two brightsies," and "a cavernous twerk." And of course, it is furnished with an inside. It wouldn't be a Volvo if it didn't have an inside.

Way to be good sports, Volvo. I'm just glad the new V60 has "seemless hepatitis." That must be a new option for 2015.

And remember, it's a car because it has four wheels. It's not just a plane or a motorcycle.

Hat tip to Jesus!