Just when we thought the Tiger Woods crash story had finally died down, the Chinese press goes ahead and makes it a thousand times more awesome. This clip shows a computer-generated reenactment of the accident, complete with golf club-swinging wife.

What makes it all the better is the cheesy porn-like music when it gets to the part of the news report dealing with the "potential other woman." Also, that's the worst rendering of the rear end of a Cadillac Escalade we've ever seen.