Maserati may have won the Super Bowl, but winning a football game is easy. Winning an Internet, however, takes real genius, real work, a real sense of pizzazz. Enter classic rap mixed with the theme song from Thomas the Tank Engine. It doesn't get any more real than this.

Reddit's Thomas the Dank Engine forum is filled with these delightful little ditties, with hits such as Ain't Nuthin' But A G Train, above, and DMX's classic Where The Tracks At:

Cypress Hill's Insane in the Brain certainly was a bit loco, but to truly make it a hallmark of insanity, you'll definitely need a touch of Sodor:

After initially hating everything to do with trains, I think I'm in love again.

via the Daily Dot