I bet you wanted to go to Mars when you were seven. Who didn't? But did you do anything to get yourself there? I doubt it. Dexter is seven, and he wants to go to Mars, but he isn't messing around. This kid sent a letter to NASA. That's more than you or I did.
The hand-written letter (yeah, hand written, when's the last time you did that?) acknowledges that at 7-years old, he isn't old enough to go to Mars yet. But he wants to know how to prepare himself. This kid knows what's up:
For their part, NASA didn't ignore the letter, and instead responded with some tips on how to get to the point where he could travel to space. They didn't tell him to go to space camp, eat DipNDots, or sleep in a hyperbaric chamber, but the rest of their advice is spot on:
In addition to the letter, NASA sent over some literature and pictures of Mars, which was a nice little addition.
If Dexter isn't the first person we send to Mars (after we experiment with people we don't like to make sure the process is safe, of course), then there is something very wrong with our space program. I salute you kid.