When news broke out yesterday that a Gran Turismo film was in the works, you and I both seemed a bit perplexed. How do you make a movie, something that typically has elements like characters and plot, from a franchise that has none of those things?

Well, it turns out that last night, reader promoted by promoted by. Is that all you people care about? solved the puzzle for us:

Oh sweet baby Jesus I really hope they show the full B-license testing process.

"I PROMISED MY DEAD FATHER THAT I WILL BE THE BEST AT COMING TO A COMPLETE STOP WITHIN A DESIGNATED AREA FROM SIXTY MILES PER HOUR IN A MAZDA DEMIO!"

I mean, that's why the GT licensing board was clapping, right?

Sounds like a real winner to me! Can I get advance tickets?