Maybe the whole “driverless vehicle” concept isn’t all bad. Perhaps there are some circumstances where they could potentially make our lives a bit easier.
10.) Performance Driving Training
Imagine being able to follow a ghost car driven by an extremely precise robot, just like in Forza. It would be the best way to improve your real world lap times and dial in that fast racing line. No instructors would ever have to be put in danger again.
9.) Farming And Agriculture
With robots on the job all day and all night, agricultural production rates could probably increase tenfold. “Grown with love and tender, local family farms?” Meh. Get some massive robotic farming equipment in the hands of those local family farms and you’ll get the best of both worlds.
8.) Pre-Production Testing
Before a new car model is released for sale to the public, automakers test its reliability by putting down thousands of rigorous miles on test mules. Because rolling roads and test facilities can’t exactly replicate real world conditions, automakers are forced to send out actual humans with their prototypes. Cool job, sure, but it’s also time consuming and expensive. Stick some engineering bots behind the wheel of these mules and they’d be more produtive.
7.) Errand Running
No one actually enjoys going out and getting laundry, running to the bank, grabbing groceries, or picking up their children from school. It’s a sham. Life would be so much easier if we could just let a trustworthy robot take care of it all and allow for a little more personal time.
6.) Getaway Car Driver
With a robot at the helm of your getaway car, there would be no concerns of splitting the loot from your heinous crime, you could focus on taking out the good guys one by one, and you probably wouldn’t have to deal with any “loose ends.” Reader Justin Hughes can explain his robot-involved criminal schemes further.
All of the advantages of faster reaction times and precise, consistent control inputs would allow the robot driver to outrun the cops without the emotions and adrenaline rush that cause most human getaway car drivers to make mistakes that get them caught. At some point, the human occupants can escape with the loot from the bank robbery while the robot keeps the cops busy chasing it. Eventually, as with all police chases, it will get caught, but how do you arrest a robot driver? Traditional felony stop procedures wouldn’t work. If the driver is armor plated, it can even take a bullet or 50 better than a mortal, fleshy human driver.
Joking aside, that would be a pretty scary scenario, especially for the police. Presumably a robot getaway car driver wouldn’t be programmed with Asimov’s laws of robotics, and may not care about preserving human life.
5.) Airport Cargo Logistics
Maybe, just maybe, with a completely automated robotic luggage handling system in use, your air traveling luggage might actually make it from airport to airport.
4.) Pizza Delivery
Domino’s, please take note. Put a robot behind the wheels of the fleet of your new Chevy Spark, teach the robot how to make pizza, and station dozens of these little robotic pizza vehicles around cities, suburbs, and college campuses. You’re welcome.
I’m pretty sure college students would just order the pizza for the novelty of dealing with a robotic pizza delivery guy. I know I would.