Once again proving that Taiwanese news is superior to our news, the NMA animated take on Elon Musk's Hyperloop is one that will leave passengers naked and send cars flying into the Hollywood sign. I must have missed that in the technical document.
In the video, we see a guy who looks absolutely nothing like Elon Musk whatsoever (Where's the stubble? Where's the blazer and jeans combo?) penning the "Hypaloop" in a dark warehouse with some crayons. He presents it to a skeptical press, and passengers' clothes get ripped off by the sheer vacuum force of the Hyperloop's travel.
Also, it will suck cars off the freeway whenever it wants. The commute from Los Angeles to San Francisco is about to get much more interesting.