Somehow — and don't ask me how — John Davis and the crew from MotorWeek once managed to get their hands on what is arguably the baddest production Subaru of all time, the Impreza 22Bi STi. Get ready to be blown away.

That's an impressive get, considering that the right-hand-drive, 350 horsepower 22B was never sold on our shores. I won't even ask about the bribes and blackmail that must have gone into making this test happen, but I'm glad it worked out the way it did.

While it may have looked like an Impreza coupe with a bodykit and gold wheels, the 22B was a nearly $50,000 street legal race monster with a flat-4 "that will flatten the average V8," Davis says.

Even with a failing clutch (Gee, I wonder how that happened, guys) the mean little Subie still managed a sub-14 second quarter mile time and had a very impressive showing at the track. Davis calls it "a real supercar" and compares it to both Porsche and Ferrari.

Sadly, North American Subaru fans had to make do with the lesser 2.5 RS. But MotorWeek meets a cadre of owners who knew how to turn their cars into hot rods.

If you're down with the WRX and STI scene today, meet your ancestors.

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