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Was your last car’s tailgate counterbalanced? Will you swear not to drive your new one more than 12,000 miles a year? Are you ready for a big buy?

If your first answer was no, while the second two were positive, call Ford now at whatever number you want. They’ll direct you to the right place, eventually.

Photo credit: Ford via SenseiAlan


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