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The important story you need to know is that today, your hardworking Jalopnik staff will be taking the day off to feast on turkey and spend time with our families, friends, dirt bikes and other people close to our hearts.
But! Hungarian speedster Máté Petrány will be at the helm today bringing you whatever he feels is appropriate. Probably burnouts and extended acts of Lada hoonage. We’ll all be back full steam come Monday.
In the meantime, what are you doing for Thanksgiving, and does it involve proper amounts of vehicular mayhem?
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