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1st Gear: But They'll Kill You If You Call It A Minivan
There's a lot of utility in the minivan design, which pushes the wheels out to the edges and puts a big box on top of it. With the exception of Chrysler and Kia, nobody likes to call them minivans.
Why? We used to drive station wagons, then those became passé, so we made the station wagon taller and invented the Minivan. Then those became passé, so we made them tougher and bigger and invented the SUV. Then those became passé, so we softened them and lowered then and reinvented the station wagon, but called it the CUV.