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Do you like elephants? Of course you do. Everybody does. How about one with a stripe? The fastest of them all, no doubt. Just like Buick’s Opel. It can be your Opel too, with chrome wheels only costing $63.30 extra. Eighty horsepower is plenty when your car weighs nothing. Not to mention 102.

If you have 2,325 dollars and 26 cents, a sum you would voluntarily hand over to your GM representative, please call Buick right now!

Photo credit: GM via Road & Track June 1968 via Sensei Alan

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