THE LUXURY COUPE GAME IS DARK, AND FULL OF TERRORS

THE LORD COMMANDER JON SNOW HAS BEEN BESTOWED A SWORD OF VALYRIAN STEEL, AND IT IS THE 2017 INFINITI Q60

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THE NORTH REMEMBERS HOW GOOD THE VQ V6 WAS, AND IS SKEPTICAL OF THIS NEW TURBO ENGINE

YET ALL OF OF US SOUTH OF THE WALL WILL HEAR THE OATH OF NED STARK’S BASTARD:

“Night gathers, and now my drive begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no BMW, hold no Cadillacs, own no Audis. I shall wear no Ferrari loafers and win no speeding tickets. I shall live and drive my Infiniti. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of coupes. I pledge my life and honor to the Night’s Drive, for this night and all the nights to come.”

SOME MEN WANT BRAND SNOBBERY ON THE EVE OF BATTLE, AND SOME WANT GODS

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ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY BUILD A LUXURY COUPE AND EXPECT IT TO BE COMPETITIVE

YOU SHALL NOT PASS