What exactly does it take when you absolutely, positively, don't want your junk car anymore? Just watch.

Titled "Corsica Must Die!!" this is a fitting primer on how to bring a four-wheeled vehicle to its end. Things start lighthearted, but be warned that towards the end, things get dark. For those who aanthropomorphize cars, look away.

Why is it that the cars you want to die are the hardest to kill?