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Extreme Barbie Jeep Racing might as well be the Official All-Ages Sport Of Jalopnik. You don’t even need a road license, as the 12-year-old who owns a bunch of men several times his age in this video demonstrates. All you need are more guts than brains and a ride-on kids’ toy. Here’s the showdown from this year’s King of the Hammers event.

King of the Hammers is smack-dab in the middle of the California desert, as it subjects some of the world’s nuttiest off-road racers to both extremely technical rock climbing sections as well as high-speed open desert. Of course, KOH participants tend to come a bit more prepared, with actual safety gear and rollcages.

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Extreme Barbie Jeep Racing, on the other hand, is firmly in the “safety third” category. Fortunately, the Barbie Jeep course avoided KOH’s rocky parts and found a nice open hill for battle. As with any desert race, though, the key is to avoid the silt off-line that will grind your little pink Wrangler to a halt.

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For the second year in a row, the ultimate kid-car showdown pit kilt-clad members of Jeep Asylum against the less-down-for-butt-rash JK Forum team.

These may be the biggest lunatics at KOH, and that’s really saying something. Who’s crazier, the person willing to thread a Jeep through truck-eating minefields of big rocks, or the big guy clad head-to-tow in bright red long underwear rolling down on a children’s toy?