Look at how young John Davis is!

This is what passed for a muscle car in the '80s. This is also what passed for a muscle car review in the '80s.

Sounds about right.

But just give this a listen. John Davis sounds rather blase, moreso than usual. It's like these muscle cars with 150 horsepower aren't revving his engines at all.

That's a travesty.

MotorWeek Theater is our showcase of some of our favorite classic reviews from public television's finest motoring program. How does this video only have 19,525 views on YouTube? It's malaise-era fantastic!