Traffic isn't the best measure of quality, but it's a good measure of which weird stories you, our deeply troubled readership, were into this year. Here are the 25 biggest stories by unique visitors.

#25: Never Speed In Virginia: Lessons From My Three Days In Jail

#24: How Scam Artists Make Dangerous Old Tires Look New

#23: Mythbusters Proves Most Airlines Board Planes Wrong

#22: The Hennessey Venom GT Is The Fastest Car In The World At 270.49 MPH

#21: The Ten Best Engines Of The Last 20 Years

#20: The USAF's Much Maligned A-10 Warthogs Are Deploying To Fight ISIS

#19: Here Are All The Cars Guy Fieri Has Ruined

#18: This Guy Found 40 Amazing American Cars Hidden On A Canadian Farm

#17: Here's What It Cost To Own A Ferrari For A Year

#16: How Jeff Gordon Scared The Crap Out Of Me With This Epic Prank

#15: USS America: The Navy's Newest Flattop Can't Decide What The Hell It Is

#14: The Russian Military Despises This Strange Wedge-Shaped Ship

#13: Do Pilots Hook Up With Flight Attendants? An Airline Pilot Answers

#12: Why The Solar Roadway Is A Terrible Idea

#11: Watch A 28.5L Fiat Start For The First Time In A Century And Be Afraid

#10: That Zero Hedge Article On Unsold Cars Is Bullshit

#9: Owning A Ferrari For A Year Was A Disappointment

#8: First Video Of Jules Bianchi Crash Shows How Violent The Impact Was

#7: Here's What Happened When I Tried To Sell My Ferrari To Carmax

#6: Cat Rescues Child From Attack, Makes Best GIF Ever

#5: Dealership Totals Customer's Camaro ZL1, Owner And Dealer At War

#4: US Airways Just Tweeted A Pic Of A Woman With A Plane In Her Vagina

#3: How Do You Launch America's Newest $360 Million Ship? Like A Toy In A Bathtub

#2: Horror Crash Shows Why You Never, Ever Pass A Truck Before Your Exit

#1: Watch This Gas Station Clerk And 5-Time MMA Champion Destroy Robbers