Have you ever wanted to see a Rolls Royce Ghost hit the drag strip and a slalom? Do you really love ghost-related puns?  Well, today is your lucky day!

The Ghost makes the spring to 60 in a SUPERNATURAL 4.7 seconds and takes off like a BANSHEE but is still WHISPER QUIET. It also SCARES the quarter mile in just 13 seconds. 

Booo!

I stopped counting puns at this point, but please, put them below in the Kinjas.

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