MotorWeek, you've disappointed me.

Your segments always have exciting, or at least punny, names. Open Air Alfa was the best you could do? I understand the car is exciting, but you have a standard to live up to!

I do need to give the cameraman props though. The most useful zoom I've ever seen comes at 1:55 in this video. You don't want to miss it. Actually, I think they may have just gotten a fancy new camera with a great zoom. They obviously like to play with it.

Ok, enough of my thoughts on cinematography. Check out this sexy beast as it romps around Maryland.

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